Solid Mantis's definitions

Queen bee

Someone as inhuman as anybody else that wants to be treated as more human, and special than anybody else.

The queen bee was an unlikable girl that wanted everyone to like her and respect her for posing what she was not. Really, she was just another narcissist, big fuckin deal.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Instigator

Someone who can't let someone who would otherwise think of them as a pussy think they're a pussy.

The instigator couldn't let the elementary school kids laugh at him/her, so he/she posed as a something they would respect, someone who broke rules, while posing as someone who loved rules to play the adults while trying to get a few of them to respect him/her.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2019

Equality

The people who preach equality often preach about being yourself too. Well, if you're equal to somebody else you're the same as them. No individuality so you're not yourself, you're being like somebody else.

How can you believe in both equality and being yourself? Preaching it is not meaning it.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

Winning

There is no winning, there is only not losing what you lost the last time.

There is no winning.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021

Halved

Cut in half by a machete.

If anybody knew I didnt get halved on accident Dewey, they'd quarter you.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

Putinesque

Putin Like.

There is something Putinesque about Anthony Fauci, that must be why he will still be in power until about 2036.

by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021

Headphone zombie

A soldier of fortune for the undead army. Headphone zombies attack mostly young people and turn them into headphone zombies. With larger numbers, the zombies have safety, and usually win, unfortunately.

They are trying to take over, and let the machines win. The mind of a headphone zombie is artificial intelligence, and it's contagious!

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2016