So if a stand up comedian is telling that many jokes, he must be angry about something. Why do so many people laugh when an angry asshole gets on a stage? Somebody with a sense of humor would have to explain how that's about more than making some money for most of the people that do it for a living.
by Solid Mantis February 14, 2018
Yea, everybody knows you can die if you do certain things. You can die in your sleep, you can die even if you're not trying to get yourself killed. What does anybody who's still alive really know about mortality though? If your friends or family died in a car accident, they would be the folks who know about mortality and not you. I doubt anybody who claims to know all about mortality from seeing horrific accidents has had an opportunity to talk with any of the deceased about mortality, therefore you're full of shit when you preach about it, you don't really know shot like the rest of us.
The girl must know it all about what death is like from seeing some bad accidents since she's preaching to everybody how they should live their lives the way she lives hers. Any slight deviation from the way she lives life will be considered reckless and adolescent minded, watch out! She's a mortality expert!
by Solid Mantis August 03, 2018
No matter how many times people like to talk about it over and over, it turns out even as kids, everybody already knew that nobody was immortal.
by Solid Mantis December 04, 2020
A group of people that fuels each other. The intellectuals communicate through language the ideas and thoughts of the group, and teach, while the spiritual ones provide (or are) the fuel to the group that keep things going, get things and people heated up about bullshit. Usually they end up making a mushroom cloud of their environment as long as they're in.
by Solid Mantis January 02, 2020
If theres a color more bland than beige, its white(even though white and beige aren't really colors). It's a good thing people with pale shades of skin aren't really white (just like people with dark skin aren't really jet black skinned). At least beige is a little bit dirty.
White is bland. At least beige is not hand sanitizers, masks, bleach, and sterilizing everything free of germs.
by Solid Mantis August 06, 2020
If theres a color more bland than beige, its white(even though white and beige aren't really colors). It's a good thing people with pale shades of skin aren't really white (just like people with dark skin aren't really jet black skinned). At least beige is a little bit dirty.
White is bland.
by Solid Mantis August 06, 2020
If you're not on psychadelics, there is no such thing as people of color, or people who have color in their skin. Nobody is really white, with the exception of albinos. The people who are called white but are not Albino (Caucasian) are actually in the light peach-beige range to a tan shade of skin. The people with the darkest skin still have dark brown skin, and brown is not really a color. Asians and Indians have bronze skin to tan skin, so they aren't really red or yellow either.
The black female was trying to insult the white male by saying he was without color. In reality, so was she and everybody else, which made her a moron, kind of like the kind of exaggeration it took to compare voting restrictions to Jim Crow laws was moronic.
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021