Belarus

A country that isn't going to fully become a dictatorship even if some of the people in Belarus start begging to have their sporting events and public gatherings canceled.

Belarusians- Please, we have had too many rights and laughed about the coronavirus too long, now please take our social lives, we want to freak out over the coronavirus like everyone else, we want to take it beyond seriously like everyone else.

Belarusian leaders- We're not gonna do that, we're gonna keep everything more open than everybody else while they call us the dictators from their locked down, isolated countries. Try and laugh about that.

Belarusians- We're begging you, dont do this to us, please don't.

by Solid Mantis April 02, 2020

Tamer

Someone who tries to tame animals with positive results on every animal but that one.

The mountain lion got the steak tied around her neck and both of her kidneys when the trained tamer got mauled by it at the zoo.

by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020

Change

The people who talk about wanting change often dont usually talk about a stock market crash, they make it sound like all change is a good thing, even if the country was in good shape without change, and didn't need it. Usually they really want everyone else to put up with what they want done differently.

There's no good reason anybody needs to put up with your change.

by Solid Mantis May 06, 2020

Newcomer image

Another image for someone trying desperately to get a key from somebody to try.

The poser would try both the newcomer image and the established image, in case one or the other failed, and people didn't accept her. She was too much of a coward to fail as herself, or openly remain the villain that people rejected her entire life.

by Solid Mantis March 04, 2021

Newcomer image

Another image for someone trying desperately to win at everything in life to try.

The poser would try both the established image and the newcomer image, in case one or the other failed. She was too much of a coward to fail as herself, or openly remain a villain.

by Solid Mantis March 04, 2021

Chickenfucker

Not an unclefucker.

Woody was the biggest chickenfucker around.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018

Switch

Leaving one alone and going with the other one.

The girl would switch to the one that shared everything he stole on em.

by Solid Mantis November 05, 2020