Definitions by Solid Mantis

Power 

People fuck it up.

Power in the hands of someone too weak to not kill with it is no good to anybody (including the one who's hands it's in) , that's like giving a baby the keys to a car and expecting it not to get wrecked.

Power by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.

The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.

Invisible mistresses by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

Slavery 

An early attempt to turn humans into robots that didnt go too well.

Once people learned that slavery came back to haunt them, they started making robots instead.

Slavery by Solid Mantis July 17, 2020

Heart 

You dont have to open your heart to everyone, or trust everyone. Just like you choose who you friends are, you also choose who you open your heart to. You dont have to open your heart to someone you never trusted, you don't owe them that.

You wouldn't open your heart to a surgeon you didnt feel that you could depend on with your life, and the same applies to people in life. You dont have to open your heart to somebody because they think you should. It's your heart, not theirs.

Heart by Solid Mantis July 17, 2020

Unclefucker 

Someone who makes it look like an accident when they send their uncle a dirty text.

Unclefucker- So do you want to scrog later? Whoops, that was meant to go to my girl/guy. This is embarassing.

Unclefucker's uncle- You knew who you were sending that to, and you know I'm not interested.

Unclefucker by Solid Mantis July 13, 2020

Wildfire 

A wildfire is intense, but usually short lived, most dont last, they go and fuck themselves. Every now and then you have one that lasts well over a year, but not hundreds or thousands of years. At some point, it burns out. Fuel isnt renewable, once its burned up, it's gone for good.

Wildfire lasts a while, then life goes on when its finished.

Wildfire by Solid Mantis July 12, 2020

Embarrassed 

Theres no point in getting embarrassed by something you already did. Shit happens.

Getting embarrassed is like apologizing too much, it doesn't do any good. Fuck the person who read your dirty text and didnt want to.

Embarrassed by Solid Mantis July 12, 2020