Solid Mantis's definitions

False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.

The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019

Aura chameleon

Someone who can change the colors of their aura.

Aura chameleon girl- Look at my aura, it's changing colors!
Other guy- That's just you trying to change your frequency and be somebody else again, that's all it is.

by Solid Mantis February 19, 2021

Toolkit

Something I'm good at being. I also do toolbag, toolshed, toolbox, and tool factory just as well if somebody don't like tools.

Welcome to the tool factory, I see you brought the toolkit with you to hammer some nails back in their places.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Counter resistance

Resistance to resistance, just like counter surveillance is someone watching somebody watching somebody.

No resistance is without counter resistance.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Spare the rod

To treat your kid like they're better than you rather than equal to or less than. To refrain from whooping a kids ass, even a deserved ass whooping.

Lindsay's mother and father spared her the rod because they thought she was special and didn't want to ruin her. They gave her everything she could think to want and turned her into a mollycoddle, but its not her fault. Blame her parents, they said spare the rod.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2018

Bees knees

The coolest

Lad's dad-Give this lighter to the bug-eyed, unstable looking girl smoking a cigarette. Yea, the one with the hair that looks like a mix between boy band and skater haircut, she will think you're the bees knees for that.
Lad- That's pretty straightforward and easy, that's all I have to do?

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017

Swiss cheesehead

A fan of MDMA.

Guy1-Eric tried MDMA and became a Swiss cheesehead.

Guy 2- Yea I heard about him.
Guy 1- Eric's not from Beantown is he?

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2017