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Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Funny lookin mug.Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes. You got a lit fuse attached to you!
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Funny lookin mug.Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes. You got a lit fuse attached to you, you're a fuckin machine!
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Funny lookin mug.An example of how new technology does something better, but you sacrifice something to get it. Kids are now growing up without the ability to say Luke I am your father into their bladed fans.
Kids born in the last 10 years or so aren't going to get to talk into their fans or rewind videocassettes thanks to newer technology that eliminates most of this stuff from people's lives. A lot of the new fans are bladeless fans. Is newer technology always better?
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Bladeless fan mug.Someone who doesnt get it if theres not a score, statistics, scientific terms to describe it, or money to be made off it, and thinks it's a joke.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2020
Get the Reality/game show moron mug.The news tells you people dont like to talk about death. If that was true, people would never talk about death, and yet, people talk about death all the time, to the point it's not interesting. People dont like to talk about sex and crazy people, but they love to talk about death.
Talking about death is dull, but people still love to talk about death and taxes for some reason. Death, taxes, and sports, three of the least interesting subjects seem to be the ones the most people talk about. You dont hear many people talk about bugs, trees, amphibians, or unicycles, they dont like to talk about those things (out loud) the way you hear people talk about death, taxes, and sports.
by Solid Mantis August 11, 2020
Get the Death mug.Intraverted people dont go from intraverted to extroverted, personality is not a spectrum. No matter what other people think you are, you're still intraverted.
The intraverted guy/girl had convinced most people that he/she was extroverted, since he/she tended to be mouthy and spent a lot of his/her time around people and crowds, but personality doesnt change deep down.
by Solid Mantis August 11, 2020
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