Mask

If life wasn't worth losing, some of us would see why wearing a mask is so fuckin important to everyone else, but it is worth losing.

The guy put everybody at risk by not wearing a mask, including himself, because really life was worth losing. Really, he knew everybody was already as diseased and toxic as he was. Really he knew that everyone alive was the problem with the world. He also knew that everyone else deserved to suffer as much as he did, with no exceptions, since there was no such thing as angels.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

New normal

Sound a lot like a new order, except with different wording.

Nobody was accepting the new order, so the same people tried to take over with a new normal.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

Instigator

What someone claiming to be a shark usually is.

You're not a shark, you're a fuckin instigator!

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2019

Chicken shit

Somebody who would kill symbolically to prove the point that they're not a chicken shit is a chicken shit.

The girl behind the bombing was trying to show the asshole she could hurt someone with disabilities, especially over being called out for being a chicken shit.

by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019

Gun

A gun is not a reason for a mall full of people to evacuate it.

The folks just outside the city let some guy with a gun take their mall without a fight.

by Solid Mantis December 24, 2020

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 03, 2020

Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020