Definitions by Solid Mantis

Base jumping 

An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.

Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.

Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?

Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.

Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.

Base jumping by Solid Mantis August 23, 2020

Puppet master 

The one who gets behind the puppet at the show.

He/she (the puppet master) was looking for somebody to get behind.

Puppet master by Solid Mantis August 22, 2020

Animal control 

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.

If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.

Animal control by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020

Animal control 

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.

If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.

Animal control by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020

Intravert

A lot of times, an introvert is thought to be an extrovert simply because they get lonely to the point they seek people out. This is why introverts are often at parties or out and about even when other people are not.

Some people thought the guy/girl that did the commercials seemed outgoing, energetic, and extroverted, when really the guy/girl was actually a lifelong intravert.

Intravert by Solid Mantis August 20, 2020

Plain 

Something that makes even the most traditional things seem exciting.

The kids were glad they didnt get plain old tin pails for Christmas, even if Christmas was traditional, and seemed like the same thing every year.

Plain by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020

Plain 

Something that makes even the most traditional things seem exciting.

The kids were glad they didnt get plain old tin pails full of hand sanitizer for Christmas, even if Christmas was traditional, and seemed like the same thing every year, they wouldn't miss the tin pails.

Plain by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020