Solid Mantis's definitions

Together

If you've spent enough of your life separating from everyone you've ever known, you know damn well that nobody else in this country is together on anything either, no matter what bullshit the media or a politician tells you.

Nobody is as together as they seem to be.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020

Sleepfucking

Can be more interesting than sleepwalking.

DJ Cutoff Sideburns could fuck in his sleep, he was sleepfucking man. He wasn't good at what he did, but he could do it and that's something.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Lance Ballinstrong

A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.

Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

False

If something is false, it isnt made up, its false.

The story wasnt made up, it was bullshit, it was false.

by Solid Mantis July 22, 2020

Intravert

A lot of times, an introvert is thought to be an extrovert simply because they get lonely to the point they seek people out. This is why introverts are often at parties or out and about even when other people are not.

Some people thought the guy/girl that did the commercials seemed outgoing, energetic, and extroverted, when really the guy/girl was actually a lifelong intravert.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2020

Nobody

Biggie was right when he said you're nobody until you die. Really all people have to go by when you're somebody (when you're dead) is what you did back when you were nobody. If you focus on nothing but being nobody in particular, you don't get as much done.

Nobody is anybody in particular.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

MGTOW

A group that hates females over age 18, but scavengers the parking lot of a Justin Timberlake concert for 12 year olds.

MGTOW bro- Get in child, it's fun in my mustang!
12 year old girl- Its scary out here, I want my mommy!
MGTOW- You're not gonna tell your mommy anything, I dont want any grown ups knowing anything about who I am, now get in this car right now child! Dont you know I am immortal child?

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2020