Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.
The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.
by Solid Mantis February 01, 2021
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Leader

If you are not your own leader, if your leader is still someone you vote for, or someone you work for, then you're in trouble.
People know the next leader is going to fuck them over like the last one, and yet they keep voting every four years for some reason. Meanwhile they're the same ones trying to tell you that you never learn.
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020
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Mayberry by the sea

There's no such place. If you think you are from Mayberry, you're not from Mayberry.
People from Mayberry don't know they are from Mayberry. You never sea a beach in Mayberry, which is why there's no Mayberry by the sea anywhere.
by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021
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Hellow

Happy and mellow at the same time. Another state of mind associated with marijuana use. Could also mean happy and yellow, one who is cowardly with a big smile on his face.
Damn I'm gonna listen to music I don't feel depressed or stressed at all, just really hellow and chillin.
by Solid Mantis November 01, 2016
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Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.
The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love.
by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020
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Gravity

What goes up will come down, what rises will fall (even darkness, even if it's been up for many years).
Just like gravity, what goes up will come down.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2020
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Agenda

Some people want you to assume everybody has one. The reality is, some people don't want much of anything, and aren't asking anybody for anything.
The girl wanted everybody she was in contact to keep the assumption that everybody had a suspicious agenda.
by Solid Mantis January 01, 2020
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