Solid Mantis's definitions
Guy- What did I tell you about those sideburns?
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! I hate you (stomps feet and slams door). You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! I hate you (stomps feet and slams door). You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020
Get the Boy girlmug. By the year 2100, white people will be the minority worldwide, and the word minority will be redefined.
The world is one human race, but as far as different groups go, there won't be as many white people in the world of 2100 as there have been at times.
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021
Get the 2100mug. What happened to him/her didn't happen without a reason, even if he/she didnt know what the reason was.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
Get the Reasonmug. Someone who never tells anyone they were behind the scam that cost a lot of people thousands of dollars.
He/she was a coward, rather than tell anyone about his/her scam, he/she publicly pretended to be friends of these people who defended them.
by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020
Get the Cowardmug. The guy knew many great people through family and friends, some were even kind enough to send him dogfood to snack on while he was in jail to show their appreciation of knowing him and how great it was that everybody in life has no evil in them.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
Get the Dogfoodmug. Someone who hides their inner nerd behind an athletic facade, a streetwise facade, or a down to earth facade, or something they think will get somebody to give them a key to something.
He/she had to rip a lot of people's faces off to get the image people are looking at today, the extrovert facade in plain sight.
by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021
Get the Extrovert facademug. You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.
Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids. I can see daylight in my living room with all the blinds and curtains closed and no lights on, it's not coming from the lights in here.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids. I can see daylight in my living room with all the blinds and curtains closed and no lights on, it's not coming from the lights in here.
by Solid Mantis October 5, 2020
Get the Crackmug.