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Better organic material for growing hallucinogenic mushrooms than bullshit. Have a cow and you can grow your own!
New hippy-So I eat everything? The cow shit too?
Dairy farmer- Son, mushrooms are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Hell cows are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Go home boy before you poison yourself.
Dairy farmer- Son, mushrooms are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Hell cows are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Go home boy before you poison yourself.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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Get the Budhouser mug.Just got done on my third bud, now let me explain a few things to you about how to treat animals. I'm budwiser than you.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
Get the Budwiser mug.Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
Get the The shit that killed michael jackson mug.The kind of douchebag that hopes somebody on the internet gets ballsy and pulls that crowbar on them like they said they would, as they could have any time, and still can.
I'm an mma douchebag so I hope somebody decides to put their balls where there mouth is, nothing is holding them back.
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Get the MMA douchebag mug.Something I'm good at being. I also do toolbag, toolshed, toolbox, and tool factory just as well if somebody don't like tools.
Welcome to the tool factory, I see you brought the toolkit with you to hammer some nails back in their places.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
Get the Toolkit mug.I been called one of those since I was a kid and last thing people would do is lie to you, that means I'm an idiot, it's true!
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