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Definitions by Solid Mantis

What is really lacking during the pandemic. There never was any such thing as normal or new normal for most people. Most people were dysfunctional and led dysfunctional lives, and didn't trust the people that called themselves normal or functional before the pandemulic, before stability was lost.
There never was any normalcy in most people's day to day lives. It was stability that most people lost (jobs, freedoms, family members), and it is stability that people are really wondering whether it will return or not. It was there before, so people know that stability is possible, no matter what life has become these days.
Stability by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Instigator 

Someone who tells people to remain calm or calm down knowing that the first thing they will do is react. Kind of like telling someone not to look at the dragon overhead.
Her family knew the girl was an instigator.
Instigator by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021
Somebody that has to look a lot harder to find somebody that they can tell is out of their depth.
The basketball player had always wanted to say to somebody, you are way out of your depth here, but had to look in the Guinness Book of World Records to find somebody who he/she could say it to that would believe him/her. He/she was tired of everybody being able to say to him/her, but not being able to say it to anybody else, since a giant was hard to come by.
Giant by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets 

A boy band consisting of guys at or below 5 feet tall.
Nobody went to the circus if the Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets were in town on the same nights.

Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets 

A boy band consisting of guys around or below 5 feet tall.
The Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets all have at least a 6 pack abs, some of them have a 12 pack, and they out acrobat every other band/group at every show. It's kind of evil how they won more awards than just about every other group, it's kind of like part of hell broke loose. These things make Prince look like a giant, and yet nobody has seen a show quite like it before. The only thing more evil than this was the midget gangs/midget mobs.

Joyner Lucas 

The guy that says he built/assembled a team of sharks with lasers on their heads, or something like that.
What the fuck was that Joyner Lucas guy talking about? I didn't notice anything about them that made me think of sharks, but he keeps insisting that they are sharks, and who knows what he might do to try and impress you.
Joyner Lucas by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Shepard's cane 

Something to keep the sheep in line.
He used kung fu and a shepard's cane on you?