Definitions by Solid Mantis
Mickey Mouse Club
It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?
Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
Mickey Mouse Club by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021
Ray Liotta
What would be the difference in a guy like Ray Liotta claiming to be a shark and a guy like Jim Carrey claiming to be a shark? They're both actors, so there's always going to be people who don't believe either one of them are a shark or a tough guy. Admitting something people can figure out on their own doesn't really make anything clearer, since really people already have a good idea who somebody really is versus who they say they are.
Ray Liotta is an actor, his movies are not his real life. He's not really a star with muscle as some would watch a movie and think. He was once a kid who wet his bed like everybody else.
Ray Liotta by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021
Failure
Any time somebody uber competitive is around, neither failure nor success willbe particularly enjoyable, which really defeats the point of it all.
Failure by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Failure
Even if someone tries to light a fire under your ass, take your time even if it's harder not to rush. When you try to do something on somebody else's rhythm that isn't your own, you'll never get to find yours.
Failure by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Failure
The hard part is not rushing through something when it seems like failure is inevitable if you don't hurry up, even though you only get it halfway done when you do that. It's better to fail and not fear it, than to succeed because you fear failure. You never really learn or improve if you only succeed because you're afraid of failure or don't like to lose (nobody really does). Otherwise, you're the kind of person who has a go to bag of nearly limitless tricks to reach for, hoping that the other guy forgot one that you haven't used in a long time.
Failure by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Narcissist
Someone who sees or knos of no flaws in their reflection, whether it be physically or something else that a mirror wouldn't reveal.
A true narcissist isn't someone who looks into a mirror, a true narcissist is someone who looks into a mirror and sees no flaws in themself, but sees flaws in others.
Narcissist by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Decapitated
I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.
Decapitated by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021