142 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

R. Kelly

He must suffer after that song Ignition. Had an affair with some young chick, but I don't really want to know about that.

"SHIT!! R Kelly's on the radio, change the station! Change the station!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

channel 5

Crappy programming - only good for the porn.

"Channel 5 is brilliant."
"Shut up asshole, the only thing good about it is the porn."
"Channel 5 is brilliant for porn."

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

Mass

A Catholic celebration in which people celebrate the Last Supper where Jesus performed the ultimate sacrifice.

"Dude, mass sucks."
"Haha, you gotta go to Mass, lewser!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

boy band

Legal paedophilia.

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

pangalactic bottyblaster

D.I.Y Colonic anal douchebags.

"Dude, I can't afford a colonic."
"Dude, get a pangalactic bottyblaster - they're only £4.99."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

11 88 88

One of the many companies in the 118 directory enquiries business. It was fun to phone at first, now the company's fame went to their heads and are providing a shitty service.

"Dude, 11 88 88 suck."
"Aye."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Oi!

The British version of "hey!"

"Hey, meatbeater!" (US English)
"Oi, wanker!" (UK English)

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003