Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

Oi! 

The British version of "hey!"

"Hey, meatbeater!" (US English)
"Oi, wanker!" (UK English)

Oi! by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

KAKAKAKT 

Cact's license plate.

"Dude, Cact is doing 30 on a hwy!"

KAKAKAKT by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

f1 

The function key F1. It really gets on my tits for some reason.

"For help press F1." -Micro$oft

f1 by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

F12 

Last function key.

"Dude, press F12."
"Dude, why?"
"Dude, Just press it."
"Dude, nothing happened."
"Dude, it's great isn't it."

F12 by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Scroll Lock 

A really funny key on the keyboard to press, I haven't noticed it working - I've only seen the light it makes.

"Dude, Scroll Lock is awesome!"

Scroll Lock by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

España 

1. A fancy term for a spanner.
2. Spain in Spanish.

"Dude, pass me my España."

España by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

bog roll

Brit. Slang.
Toilet paper. Bog - toilet. Roll - roll of paper.

"Dude, I have real bad diarrhoea and we're out of bog roll, can you run down to Tesco for me?"

bog roll by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003