Soiled Undergarment's definitions

Fire In the Hole

1) Used when an explosion is imminent.
2) What you get after too much curry.

1) "Dude, FIRE IN THE HOLE!" *Explosion*
2) *Fart* "Dude, I got fire in the hole!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Frango

1) Portuguese for chicken.
2) Some scottish guy I know.

<soiled> hey frango
<frango> hey
<soiled> want some chicken?
<frango> no ty

by Soiled Undergarment October 13, 2003

Vacuum-Job

When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.

"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

ISDN

It still does nothing.

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

condom

A piece of rubber worn on the penis to prevent fluid from entering the vagina. They are hard to find and embarrassing to pay for. Make a great balloon or water bomb.

Durex

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Telecharge

To download

"Dude, I'm gonna telecharge some pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment October 15, 2003