Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

chicken 

1) A bird
2) A foodstuff
3) A great pet
4) A word with many uses

1) "Dude, look at that chicken."
2) "Dude, let's go eat some chicken."
3) "Dude, you wanna see my pet chicken?"
4) "Dude, chicken chicken, bwaaaak bwuk buuuk!"

chicken by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003

Va Va Voom! 

1) The Renault Clio advert.
2) The noise a car makes.
3) An exclamation of power.

1) "Dude, the Va Va Voom! ad with the car with the dildo light was the best"
2) *Vroom* *Va Va Voom*
3) "Dude, I just pwned this asshole, Va Va Voom!"

Va Va Voom! by Soiled Undergarment August 8, 2003

drop and unload 

To drop your pants then to masturbate with the sole purpose of ejaculating.

"Dude, do you feel heavy?"
"Dude, yeah."
"Dude, drop and unload, and see if you feel lighter."

drop and unload by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Windows XP 

One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!

"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."

Windows XP by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

99 cent store 

A store where everything costs 99¢.

"Dude, I got us some lunch for 99¢!"
"Dude, don't eat that shit."

99 cent store by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

cahoots 

Online banking service

"Dude, I need money to buy 20ks."
"Dude, go to www.cahoot.com they'll even buy it for ya!"

cahoots by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Linyos Torovoltos 

The Spaniard car salesman who has a name which sounds like Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux.

"Yo queiro llamar Linyos Torovoltos."
"Nuevo Fiat!"

Linyos Torovoltos by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003