Soiled Undergarment's definitions

toilet brush

A brush used for breaking large faeces, separating (or getting covered in) spunk and pushing rubbish down in a toilet.

"Dude, I owned you with my toilet brush!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

klip

Some scottish guy I know.

<soiled> hey klip
<klip> hey

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Bastardised English

American English.

"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

fluff your jesus

When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.

"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."

£

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.

"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

government

Gay man's orgy.

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Puta

1) "Bitch" in Spanish. (pronounced 'poota')
2) Short term for computer. (pronounced 'pewta')

1) "Yo tengo grande cojones, puta."
2) "Wanna go play on the puta?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003