cheeses of nazareth

A convention held in Nazareth County where various cheeses are eaten and discussed. Also known as CON.

"Dude, Go drink wine eat cheese."
"Dude, f*** off to CON."

by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003

take a slash

British slang "to urinate".

"Dude, I'm dying to take a slash, but I can't find a bog."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

bunch of wankers

1) A derogatory term for a group of people.
2) A group of masturbators.

"Cardio obviously got too carried away with his definition of bunch of wankers."

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

environmentalist

Hippies who make love to trees in an attempt to stop the expansion of Stansted Airport. They try to stop it from becoming the biggest airport in the world, what we really need. They should be gassed.

"So you're an environmentalist huh? That's a big title for a small shit like you."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Vanilla Coke

A great drink, makes you thirsty but that's good it is an excuse to make you drink more.

"Dude!! Vanilla Coke!"
"Yeah, tell that to a Japanese guy."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

handshake

What you don't want to do with a wanker.

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003