Definitions by Snoopy Pugh

anopenetrator

ass fucker; one who tears up ass with his penis

I'm no wide receiver bro; I'm always the anopenetrator

anopenetrator by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

gradu 

substance a young child cheerfully picks out of his father's belly button

Junior, I've got a present for you - some gradu in my belly button.

gradu by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

LDC 

Little Deeper Cushion; a worthless cushion which purportedly allows significantly deeper vaginal penetration; a cushion design based on a previously unsolveable differential equation, which allows unfathomable depths of vaginal penetration

Yo dude, since I got my LDC, all the freaks are begging for my shit.

LDC by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

mooner 

an individual who regularly exposes his ass in public - expressing a latent homosexual desire for anoreceptivity

I heard Sigmund Freud was a mooner during his medical training

mooner by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Anals of Internal Medicine 

A prestigious peer-reviewed medical journal targeted to pretentious anal-retentive physicians; journal in direct competition with the Annals of Internal Medicine

His shit is too good for us; he subscribes to the Anals of Internal Medicine

Anals of Internal Medicine by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

splitfire

a female spitfire; a female who is very active and motivated

Alexis is always on the ball, a real splitfire.

splitfire by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008

reverse cowboy 

sexual position involving two men: one lying supine and the other on top facing away

He does a mean reverse cowboy

reverse cowboy by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008