abbreviation / shortened version of the term "deadass"
Deadass means, "serious, for real, definitely, etc"
Riley: are you deadass about starting your own podcast? that shits gonna suck ass and you know it
AP: Oh I'm deady babyyyyy
An influencer that uses social media to express fake concern for people effected by pandemic viruses
AP: I can't believe these influencers on ig keep faking their concern for people w corona
Riley: that's what i call a influenzer
When you're a vegan but temporarily break the rules on vacation
Me: Sally, why are you eating ice cream, I thought you were vegan?
Sally: I'm on vecation bitch ima do what I want
Experiencing nausea from trying to work out at Equinox when it's too crowded.
Friend 1: I don't even know why we pay for this gym anymore! Equinox is way too crowded!
Friend 2: I know it's making me feel noxseous!
A group of people that favorite one coast over another. Typically associated with the USA.
Kyle: I can't believe they the NFL is starting this second MNF game at 10:20 EST. Do they care about us at all?
AP: No dude, they're a bunch of coastists. They totally cater to all the needs of the West Coast. It's total bullshit
The dick pic version of getting catfished. When someone's dick doesn't end up being as big as their dick pic.
AP: So how did it end up?
Julia: Well I got fucking caterpillared again
AP: What do you mean?
Julia: His dick was way smaller than the pics he sent me, ughhh
Having absolutely no chance.
Often used when responding to a statement that can't be true.
Casey: "Dude Watch the Throne is the best album of all time."
AP: "Chanceless, just wait until Watch the Throne 2 drops."
