Snaplatts's definitions

Influenzer

An influencer that uses social media to express fake concern for people effected by pandemic viruses

AP: I can't believe these influencers on ig keep faking their concern for people w corona
Riley: that's what i call a influenzer

by Snaplatts April 10, 2020

vending machine

A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack

"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018

Carpe DM

Seize the DM (Direct Messages)

"Riley, this chick keeps liking all my instagram pics and she is a smoke show. What's the move?"
"Carpe DM man. She wants it."

by Snaplatts December 9, 2017

SnapRats

People that refuse to use Instagram story and only use Snapchat.

All my friends are such SnapRats they refuse to ever post on instagram or facebook.

by Snaplatts January 19, 2018

Noxseous

Experiencing nausea from trying to work out at Equinox when it's too crowded.

Friend 1: I don't even know why we pay for this gym anymore! Equinox is way too crowded!

Friend 2: I know it's making me feel noxseous!

by Snaplatts October 23, 2019

YAK

Abbreviation for "You already know"

Tito: yo wanna hit the bar for the rams game tonight?
AP: YAK what tf ab to go down baby

by Snaplatts January 15, 2021

slow key

the act of realizing you low key hate or love something over a long period of time

Aaron: wait I thought you hated blackberries?
Riley: I slow key love them now

by Snaplatts August 11, 2020