47 definitions by Snaplatts

LOMF

Live on my face.

That girl is so hot, I just want her to LOMF.

by Snaplatts November 2, 2017

Influenzer

An influencer that uses social media to express fake concern for people effected by pandemic viruses

AP: I can't believe these influencers on ig keep faking their concern for people w corona
Riley: that's what i call a influenzer

by Snaplatts April 10, 2020

YAK

Abbreviation for "You already know"

Tito: yo wanna hit the bar for the rams game tonight?
AP: YAK what tf ab to go down baby

by Snaplatts January 15, 2021

Capifornia

When ppl lie about how great living in Cali is

Kyle: Idk man the taxes and traffic in Cali are just too much for me
AP: I love every single thing ab it
Kyle: ya you're living in Capifornia for sure

by Snaplatts February 10, 2021

Steal Home

To steal home or "stealing home" is when you take your final shot with a girl. Commonly associated with sliding into her DM's for one last time.

"I've been getting mixed signals with this broad. Do I give it one last go?" -Riley
"At this point, all you can do is Steal Home man. Steal home and slide into her DM's. Worst thing that can happen is you get out. You got nothing to lose" - Art Vandelay

by Snaplatts January 12, 2018

vending machine

A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack

"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018

Carpe DM

Seize the DM (Direct Messages)

"Riley, this chick keeps liking all my instagram pics and she is a smoke show. What's the move?"
"Carpe DM man. She wants it."

by Snaplatts December 9, 2017