danmeass

A total moron. Someone who does not have the mental capacity to read. Especially when signing up for services via internet and neglecting to read the terms of service, then later bitching about the shit they were too lazy (or stupid) to read.

Steve: Damn motherfucker this dude is a fucking moron!
John: Hells yeah bitch he is a total fucking danmeass!

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 03, 2007

Lincoln Logs

Skidmarks times ten! Turds in your pants as if you didn't wipe your ass or even worse make it to the toilet at all!

Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 04, 2007

Mr. Skids

Nickname give to those with bad toilet hygiene, common within those who neglect to wipe their ass.

Wayne: "I can see the brown through your shorts! Learn to wipe your fucking ass Mr. Skids!"
Mitch: "Shut the fuck up or I will punch your car!"

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 04, 2007

dingy

A little turd no larger than that of a golf ball. Can also be as small as a peanut. The exact opposite of a Titanic. Often closely related to dingle berries.

I thought I had to take a mammoth shit but it turned out to be just a dingy!

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 03, 2007

diller

When one places a rock of crack amidst a bunch of killer weed within a bowl or other smoking device. The person who is lucky enough to get the rock or "the diller" will be rewarded by an evening so great you will not remember it the next day and will not sleep until the next day either.

You got the diller man, you are fucked up! Have you ever smoked crack before?

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 04, 2007

brik

1- (Noun) Someone lacking a brain. Usually caused by dropping a brick on their head. Someone with no common sense.

2- (Adjective) An action falling very short from making sense or being intelligent. A regrettable mistake not well thought out usually resulting in injury, arrest or other long term negative consequences.

1- Wayne: "I dare you to jump off this bridge into that can of dirty syringes!"
Mitch: "Okay"
Wayne: "Haha you stupid fucker I knew you would do it you are a total fucking brik!"

2- Sean: "Mitch why weren't you at the party last night?"
Mitch: "I got a DWI."
Sean: "Wow, that's fucking brik!"

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 04, 2007

coleman

Someone who snaps a turd clean in half, hence making 2 smaller turds.

Damn! Ralph is one good coleman! He makes Titanics into dingys!

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 03, 2007