Snake's definitions

Laguna Loire

Secondary main character from Final Fantasy 8. Is playable in dream sequences and gets a much better fight theme than the main game. Was in the army with Kiros and Ward, but left to become a freelance journalist and eventually, president of Esthar.

Though not mentioned directly in the game, he is Squall's father.

Squall:.........Whatever.
Laguna: I am your father!
Squall: No!! It cannot be........whatever.

by Snake July 7, 2005

Jack Point

Genius character created by Simon Spurrier and Frazer Irving for 2000AD Megazine. One part Phillip Marlowe, one part Krusty the Clown, he is effectively the best Dredd spinoff ever.

Has a penchant for cigars and whiskey. Demonstrated when shot and asked "Is it bad?" to which he replied when he discovered his hipflask had been punctured "It's worse!"

Perp: What's your point?
Jack Point: It comes right after the Jack.

by Snake October 1, 2005

Nunchuk-Gun

Weapon of choice for Dangeresque, a fictional character played by Strong Bad from the Homestarrunner website.

I had to swing by Cool Weapon surplus for a new Nunchuk-Gun......and a Reesy cup shake.

by Snake November 5, 2005

Ballygobackwards

A small village in the middle of nowhere where most inhabitants are farmers. Bally taken from Baile, the Irish word for town.

Denis was depressed because he lived in a Ballygobackwards.

by Snake April 25, 2005

Sluggie

Term used by the Irish military to refer to members the Naval Service Reserve (formerly an Slua Muiri).

We've got a Sluggie coming on board for a couple of weeks. Quick lads, give him the crap bunk at the bow.

by Snake March 2, 2006

coca-cola

A carbonated drink that is popular with primary school kids who don't know any better. Possibly the best toilet bleach/silver cleaner/nail dissolver ever invented.

"Toilet's blocked"
"Hang on. I'll get the Coke"

by Snake August 31, 2005

George W Bush

A man whose idea of freeing people is to blow them up. Since coming to power he has managed to invade 2 countries for pure profit. Before September 11th, spent 46% of his time on holiday. America would be better off with a monkey in charge.

Today President Bush said he was going to devaluate the Yen, causing a stock market panic. Apparently he meant deflate.

by Snake May 9, 2005