Spud

A general nickname for anyone who has a tendency to be a bit slow. Usually, this nickname will go to someone by the name of Murphy.

The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.

The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.

Oi! Spud! Get over here!

by Snake December 11, 2005

Social Welfare Mobile

Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.

See also Honda Civic.

Fucking Social Welfare Mobile cut me off at the Magic roundabout.

by Snake February 01, 2006

Three-headed monkey

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.

I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!

by Snake March 09, 2005

Scumbag College

1) The College from the tv series The Young Ones. Vyvian, Mike, Rick and Neil all study there, but never seem to go in.

2) Nickname for CIT, due to the number of block release apprentices that hang around the place

And representing Scumbag college, Mike, Prick, Vyvian and Neil.

by Snake May 14, 2005

Leo

One of the funniest characters from That 70's show (Only Red is funnier). Played by Tommy Chong. Constantly stoned.

Canadian cop: What are you doing in Canada?

Leo: What are YOU doing in Canada?

by Snake July 03, 2005

Lunatock

That's not even a word, you imposter.

Fucking Americans and their made up words.

by Snake January 16, 2005

Lunatock

Lunatock is the Lue2 MC, and battlerap champion. Has also been known to woo the ladies with his sex appeal. Truely one to go down in the books.

Lunatock fuckin' pwned this whole competition. That was fuckin' awesome. - Domination

by Snake November 30, 2004