100 definitions by Snake

coca-cola

A carbonated drink that is popular with primary school kids who don't know any better. Possibly the best toilet bleach/silver cleaner/nail dissolver ever invented.

"Toilet's blocked"
"Hang on. I'll get the Coke"

by Snake August 6, 2005

Cockbite

An extreme word for the major assholes you meet.

You ask someone for a quarter and you know damn well they have it but they won't give you a measly quarter because they are a cockbite.

by Snake December 3, 2004

47

The main character from the Hitman series. Tall, bald and with a barcode on the back of his head, he prefers black suits, .45 Silverballers, the Walther W2000 and fibre wire. Also enjoys gardening. Once a devout Catholic, gave up his faith after being forced out of retirement.

Sergei. 17's gone. This is 47

by Snake May 9, 2005

slackist

one who follows the religion of slackisum

I can't work i'm a slackist

by Snake March 20, 2005

Asterisk RP

Asterisk RP: Like normal Roleplaying, but the use of asterisks at the beginning and end of the post, signifying that a post has been made.

*submits a definition to Urban Dictionary about Asterisk RP*

by Snake June 17, 2006

Lando

A traitorous person who has led the enemy you you.

(From Spaced Season 2, episode 2: Back)

You Lando

by Snake December 7, 2004

Why rum gone?

Question asked when confused about the disappearance of rum. Taken from Pirates of the Carribean.

"Why rum gone?"
"Because it's a foul smelling drink that turns the noblest man into a dishonourable pirate."
"But why's the rum gone?"

by Snake July 12, 2006