crimemog

Crimemog means out-do someone in crime. Similar to mog which is to be more attractive or successful than someone in a certain category
Also
Crimemogging: When you have done worse, bigger, or crimes that carry a longer prison sentence than the person you are "crimemogging", and hence gaining a reputation of a fierce, tough person
Crimemogged: When you are being outperformed by someone in the criminal department, hence bringing shame, embarrassment and a feeling of not "being enough" in the criminal system
See also: Street Cred Olympics

L.S: Yeah, so that's my story about how i be stealing mail every few weeks
A.P: That's a cool story, did you know i went on a joyride last year!
T.C: Damn, you just crimemogged him!
A.P: Didn't you stab someone, you're the crimemogger around here!

by Smurkio September 02, 2024

Sagging Nazi

Someone who hates sagging pants and people who sag with a passion, spends an excessive amount of their life complaining about sagging pants. Often a rich, white, old person or an Uncle Tom

Jane: i HATE those teenangers wearing their pants low, they ruin my day!
Katie: Chill, it's just a fashion preference, don't be a sagging nazi

by Smurkio January 03, 2024

Suislide

When a nigga tries to murder their self.

This nigga Carter really tried to commit suislide yesterday.

by Smurkio April 22, 2021

the blind factory

A bunch of drunk people, comes from the slang word "blind" meaning drunk

Person 1: Can't wait to go to the bar
Person 2: Yeah, it's gonna be the blind factory out there, so many drinks

by Smurkio August 25, 2024

GRETCHDAPP

Gangsta, Roadman, Eshay, Thug, Criminal, Houseless, Drilla, Ally, Prisoner, People in Poverty. An acronym that celebrates and accepts the disadvantaged and the delinquent, From all corners of the world and life. In February, there is a pride month celebrating these people.

Mr David: Why did this person rob the bank?
Shannon: Don’t worry, they’re in the GRETCHDAPP community
Mr David: OK

by Smurkio September 15, 2023

August 9

King Von's birthday

Person 1: Hey it's August 9
Person 2: Happy birthday King Von

by Smurkio October 17, 2023

teacher's hoe

A teacher's hoe is a variant of a teacher's pet, with their constant sucking up and tattling to the teachers and/or school authorities such as principals and school cops. They are often bullied severely and as a result, hide behind authorities to avoid bullying. Unlike the teacher's pet, a teacher's hoe has little academic success and aren't brainy, they only suck up to teachers to avoid being bullied. They often have disabilities, and this is a result of 1. The poor treatment of kids with disabilities and 2. A "run-to-teacher" attitude to bullying, where instead of standing up for yourself or fighting your bullies, these poor souls are taught to tattle to the teachers and to ignore the bullying, as a result becoming fully dependent on the teachers. They often become totally socially inept and institutionized in a way, and they can't socialise or function properly due to being pampered by teachers. They often hang out with teachers all the time and become the favorites of the teachers.

Jessica: Ain't that a shame, Ava is always hanging out at the teacher's office at lunch, probably because she doesn't wanna get beat up at lunch!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!

by Smurkio August 18, 2024