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teacher's hoe

A teacher's hoe is a variant of a teacher's pet, with their constant sucking up and tattling to the teachers and/or school authorities such as principals and school cops. They are often bullied severely and as a result, hide behind authorities to avoid bullying. Unlike the teacher's pet, a teacher's hoe has little academic success and aren't brainy, they only suck up to teachers to avoid being bullied. They often have disabilities, and this is a result of 1. The poor treatment of kids with disabilities and 2. A "run-to-teacher" attitude to bullying, where instead of standing up for yourself or fighting your bullies, these poor souls are taught to tattle to the teachers and to ignore the bullying, as a result becoming fully dependent on the teachers. They often become totally socially inept and institutionized in a way, and they can't socialise or function properly due to being pampered by teachers. They often hang out with teachers all the time and become the favorites of the teachers.

Jessica: Ain't that a shame, Ava is always hanging out at the teacher's office at lunch, probably because she doesn't wanna get beat up at lunch!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!

by Smurkio August 18, 2024

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RCTA

For all u lil bitches out there. Y'all don't know the struggle. I was born a biologically white Australian man, it was fine as a child, but as i got older i hated my culture and wanted to be African American, and this is true of the vast majority of RCTA people, we hate our culture and feel a deep attraction to other culture, many of us also find the features of another race more attractive. So we use subliminals and injections to change our features and skin tone, at least in the sense of the mind. Most RCTAs are born biologically white American, and want to change to Asian of some sort, but any race change is RCTA, even black to white is RCTA. We don't want to take over cultures, we don't want benefits, we don't do it for clout, we just want to have equal rights, be recognized as our real race and be left alone.

Brad: Did you hear about Choon-Hee
Jack: Who?
Jack: Wait, that looks like Vlad, and why is he Korean instead of Russian
Brad: He's RCTA, Race Change To Another

by Smurkio December 5, 2023

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