Smurkio's definitions
A very tall, very athletic, young boy who is respected amongst peers, probably plays basketball, football, good at every ball he touches. May have blonde hair.
Coach: "Dude, this guy is 6'2 at 12 and is SUCH a good center for us"
Coach 2: "Yeah, he's a golden boy"
Coach 2: "Yeah, he's a golden boy"
by Smurkio June 16, 2025
Get the golden boymug. by Smurkio September 8, 2024
Get the KBSmug. by Smurkio August 22, 2024
Get the Jia Jiemug. A teacher's hoe is a variant of a teacher's pet, with their constant sucking up and tattling to the teachers and/or school authorities such as principals and school cops. They are often bullied severely and as a result, hide behind authorities to avoid bullying. Unlike the teacher's pet, a teacher's hoe has little academic success and aren't brainy, they only suck up to teachers to avoid being bullied. They often have disabilities, and this is a result of 1. The poor treatment of kids with disabilities and 2. A "run-to-teacher" attitude to bullying, where instead of standing up for yourself or fighting your bullies, these poor souls are taught to tattle to the teachers and to ignore the bullying, as a result becoming fully dependent on the teachers. They often become totally socially inept and institutionized in a way, and they can't socialise or function properly due to being pampered by teachers. They often hang out with teachers all the time and become the favorites of the teachers.
Jessica: Ain't that a shame, Ava is always hanging out at the teacher's office at lunch, probably because she doesn't wanna get beat up at lunch!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!
by Smurkio August 18, 2024
Get the teacher's hoemug. A disabled king is a disabled person who doesn't let their disability define them and hold them back from acheiving their goals.
Jasmine: Hey! That guy in a wheelchair is a millionaire!
David: Yeah, i'm a disabled king, i can't move my legs, but i can buy a Lambo
David: Yeah, i'm a disabled king, i can't move my legs, but i can buy a Lambo
by Smurkio October 9, 2024
Get the disabled kingmug. Someone who hates sagging pants and people who sag with a passion, spends an excessive amount of their life complaining about sagging pants. Often a rich, white, old person or an Uncle Tom
Jane: i HATE those teenangers wearing their pants low, they ruin my day!
Katie: Chill, it's just a fashion preference, don't be a sagging nazi
Katie: Chill, it's just a fashion preference, don't be a sagging nazi
by Smurkio January 3, 2024
Get the Sagging Nazimug. Best suburb in Melbourne. Postcode 3131. Has a maccas, kfc, train station, a few schools, lots of furniture shops, parks, graffiti, cafes, hair places etc. The suburb that doesn’t sleep.
by Smurkio September 15, 2023
Get the Nunawadingmug.