Smurf's definitions

Shapeshifter

This druid is not called Shapeshifter because of his great access to a variety of forms, rather because of his complete dedication to a single form. This druid has willingly allowed himself to become infected with lycanthropy, but due to intense study and training he has the ability to control his affliction. The creature he becomes is that of a werewolf, the most famous of all the lycanthrope shape changers.

a very wierd and powerful person

by smurf August 23, 2004

chimera

Chimera's are three-headed monstrosities combining the best and worst elements of lions, dragons, and goats. all three heads preform powerful attacks (the lion and dragon bite while the goat head butts), and the chimera can strike with its claws as well. the dragon head can breathe a column of flame.

the chimera is often found in mythology and fantasy.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

gidiot

Way of saying fucking and idiot together withoout getting in trouble.

You gidiot mother trucker!!^$#^@^%$%(

by Smurf August 4, 2004

cornugon

Very deadly devil like creature.

a cornugon is a devil like fiend.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

mind flayer

Minf flayers are inexorably evil, existing only for their own pleasure, even at the great expense of hundreds of other creatures. mind flayers feed by extracting the brains of their victims and devouring them whole.

truely evil creatures

by smurf August 17, 2004

Swarthy

adj. To be pirate-like. Being worthy, usually used in the form of a compliment.

Those were some swarthy moves you put on last night

by Smurf March 13, 2005

Captain Ambiguous

A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.

A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.

You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"

by Smurf May 17, 2007