Definitions by Smitty

gay basher 

One who takes part in the bashing of the entire homosexual culture.

Hey I've got two gay basher friends.

gay basher by smitty May 6, 2004

fatty 

one who is grossly obese and has a mass that is real big ya heard me

Hey fatty you ate up all the snacks

fatty by smitty May 6, 2004

citiot 

an idiot from the city

you live in a large city and go rough it camping in the woods. You are a citiot

citiot by smitty April 28, 2004

battletech 

A game that was America's answer to the "giant mecha" craze in Japan. In it's original incarnation, it was a table top game played using painted pewter miniatures, dice, and pencil and paper. MechWarrior, originally, was the Role Playing Game in the same setting. The game and setting were produced by the FASA gaming company, which was later bought out by Microsoft so that they could license the setting for it's "MechWarrior" and "MechCommander" line of computer games. Microsoft promptly let the table top version die as they were unwilling to support anything that didn't involve a computer. The setting has since been licensed to WizKids Games who promptly turned it into a “Collectable/Tradable clicky figure” hobby game.

Battletech used to be fun, but this collectible bullshite is a sad ghost of it's former self.

battletech by Smitty February 13, 2004

Walleye

The condition of some chick who has one eye looking at you, and her other eye is looking at the wall. Kinda like being cross eyed except instead of the floating eye looking inward it looks outward.

Paris Hilton

Walleye by smitty January 6, 2004

ridonkulous 

When something is beyond the description of ridiculous.

Mitch's theories and views of the world are ridonkulous!

ridonkulous by Smitty December 23, 2003

bangable 

A standard a man uses when he's looking to have sex

Yeah she's ugly, Yeah she has big forehead, yes she's a hermaphrodite, but dude she's still bangable

bangable by Smitty November 8, 2003