Over Protective Mother

Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.

"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Top Jew

Person at Jewish wedding who sits on chair and is lifted up so he can feel like the Top Jew

"Man when I got lifted up on that chair at my wedding I felt like the Top Jew."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Tire Loving Fag

Person Who has a fetish or obsession with tires.

"Dad what are you looking at?"
"Im looking at tires boy, shut up"
"Do we even need tires Dad?"
"No!"
"Then y are you looking at them?"
"Because im a fucking Tire Loving Fag. Thats why"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Pointing Spanish Tits

Spanish Teacher who has huge boobs and her tits are pointing out of her shirt

"Damn my Spanish teacher has really big boobs!"
"Yea I know she has Pointing Spanish Tits."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Mega Over Bite

Someone who has huge teeth that look like a beaver`s and has a big over bite

"Man my sister has huge teeth. They are as big as a beavers. She can chew trough wood!"

"So your saying she has a Mega Over Bite?"

"Yea I guess so"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Fake Drug Dealer

Someone who takes pills and sells them saying they are real drugs that will get you high

"Is Tom selling ecstasy? Man I want some to drop in some girls drinks so I can bang them and they wont know"

"Nah man those are not real, they`re fake, hes a Fake Drug Dealer"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Jizzed In My Pants

Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.

"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009