Smith dux Wurd's definitions

Disphilia

The opposite of a loving or being attracted to someone/something.

John had a disphilia towards anything that was not heterosexual.

John was also a dick.

by Smith dux Wurd December 18, 2017

Donalda Trampas

The female and Mexican counterpart of a shouldn't-be-that-famous US president that makes walls preventing Texan, Arizonan, New Mexican and Californian immigrants from going into Mexico, promising that she will somehow make Americans pay for it all.

Donalda Trampas probably exists, but also will almost surely not be a Mexican president any time soon, so don't worry.

by Smith dux Wurd July 31, 2017

confusation

When you're so confused on a topic that you suddenly become very confused.

There was confusation when you read the above definition, and realized you're not at a museum depriving yourself of boredom.

There was yet more confusation when you saw the picture at the bottom that had NOTHING to do with this word.

There was EVEN FURTHER confusation when you finally realized that what the hell museums have to do with confusation... confused you....

by Smith dux Wurd July 10, 2017

Hebephile

One who is attracted to those typically between the ages of 11 and 14. Separate in some ways from a pedophile.

I thought that guy was a hebephile because of both his mustache and the oblivious magazine he held up TO his mustache.

by Smith dux Wurd January 30, 2018

Mamungkukumparangkuntjungya Hill

The given name of a hill in Australia whose name means "Where the devil urinates Hill" in the local tribal language.

Australian tour guide: "And here we have the infamous Mamungkukumparangkuntjungya Hill, which stands —"
Tourist: I'm sorry, sonny. Did you say "My mom's cucumber-rammed cunt junior?"

by Smith dux Wurd August 6, 2017

Nartholomew

A name no one should ever give to their child for the sake that Urban dictionary will try to right something about how nice they are to women, dick size, etc.

Also just a terrible name in general that thankfully hasn’t existed as of 2018.

Hey, have you met my son Nartholomew?

by Smith dux Wurd September 2, 2018

me-thing

A person’s own habit that they tend to do apart from all or most of the other people around them.

Do other people cough into their shirts when they’re nervous, or is it more of a me-thing?

by Smith dux Wurd January 31, 2018