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John Zorn

Jewish New York based musician who used to make good music, then started to make tepid Jewish music (because 'it is his faith').
Met up with funk metal singer Mike Patton, and the rest went downhill from there.
John Zorn was better with Eye that Patton
by smiek November 3, 2006
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Pete Price

Homosexual, radio disc jockey from Merseyside who has hosted a talk show for many years.
Talk show features extremely mis-informed, (and sometimes drunk) callers who generally shoot the breeze because they appear to be lonely and old. Subject matter tends to cover trivial topics, and things they have read in The Sun or Daily Mail newspaper.
Anyone putting down the area (Liverpool and Merseyside) or their residing celebrities, are shot down in flames by Mr Price, because you can't say things like that on the show.
Pete Price - "Hello Tracey, what would like to say?"
Tracey - "Ello, I've just had to wait 2 hours for a bus ..."
by smiek November 3, 2006
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mike patton

Singer who found fame in Faith No More. Later used his fame to boost Mr Bungle (who were an excellent, excellent band), but never received the attention they deserved.
Quit Faith No More, and then quit Mr Bungle, and now makes a lot of tepid music under different monikers.
Embarressed by the fact he blatantly copied Anthony Kiedis, even though he was light years ahead in terms of talent and originality, and his dress sense in the early 90's late 80's, and his part in the 'funk metal' scene, and the fact Faith No More are called the Godfather's of Nu-Metal.
Also slightly embarressed by his typical late teen/early twenties' adventures. Now pushing his thinning career into cult (shit) films roles.
Check out Mike Patton on 'Mr Bungle' 'Disco Volante' 'Angel Dust'
by SMiek April 22, 2006
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Roy Thinnes

Actor most famous for his role as David Vincent in The Invaders, a science fiction, two season serial filmed in the 1960's. Featured in several films afterwards, most recently appearing in episodes on The X Files, the seemingly unrelated remake of The Invaders starring Scott Bakula, and several films since.

Is currently interested in a proper remake of The Invaders series.
Roy Thinnes is architect David Vincent
by Smiek October 18, 2010
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Don't Stop Believin'

Awful song written by awful band Journey.
Made popular by Family Guy.
Now covered by thick twats doing karaoke, appearing on X-Factor, and school musicals.
Considered to be the best song ever, by thick twats - only because Family Guy made it famous.
What's your favourite song?
Don't Stop Believin'
Who wrote that?
... I don't know.
by smiek October 21, 2010
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