Smartycat's definitions

tritangle

a complicated mess involving three people.

TRITANGLE; "A" just discovered that her boyfriend, "B" is the ex of her best friend "C".

by Smartycat July 18, 2011

Smartycat

Smartycat -n. Someone who appears intelligent by repeating the words or actions of someone who actually is intelligent. Der;smartypants. derogatory

"He didn't write that himself, the smartycat read it somewhere else".

by Smartycat May 4, 2010

Clicktagory

The waiting time after you click a tab where you don't know if your computer has gone to hell or not. You don't know if you're waiting for heaven or hell.

I hit "enter" and now I'm just watching it spin. I'm sitting in clicktagory until my computer god decides where to send me
purgatory heaven hell

by Smartycat August 7, 2011

Retardo Kneecaprio

When a movie is so lame and filled with no-talent celebrities that you'd rather be knee-capped before seeing it again.

"So how was that movie?". "Man, it was so Retardo Kneecaprio, it might as well have starred the Olson Twins.

by Smartycat September 5, 2011

pastry shop

The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.

fat obese muffin tops muffin top Look at her, those aren't muffin tops, that's PASTRY SHOP !

by Smartycat September 5, 2011

Dumbster

a dedicated receptacle for ideas that are so stupid they need their own trash can to avoid soiling regular garbage.

Dumbster {second terms}{life imprisonment} {marijuana felonies} {police states} {New Facebook} {not teaching cursive}{Farmville}

by Smartycat September 27, 2011

regurgitatible

capable of being regurgitated, spewed forth again, shared

It was hardly worth sharing but some found the story regurgitatible.
I couldn't keep it to myself, it was so regurgitatible.

by Smartycat July 29, 2011