Spamish; adjective, a condition arising from repeated and unwanted communication, digital, verbal or otherwise.
email phone calls twits notes ex. You must be speaking Spamish, you've asked me 12 times. If I get another email from this bookclub, it turns Spamish.
by Smartycat June 22, 2011
All three forms of their, there and they're condensed to one comprehensive term. Immediately recognizable in any usage, removing any anxiety or being wrong.
by Smartycat February 23, 2014
He doesn't live here, he's a pretend-sident.
by Smartycat May 16, 2017
The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.
by Smartycat September 04, 2011
Protographer; someone who owns a camera and actually gets paid for it. Someone with a higher level of skill than mere ownership. A professional photographer
Charlie takes pictures of houses to sell houses. Carolyn takes pictures of houses to sell pictures of houses. Charlie has a camera. Carolyn is a protographer.
by Smartycat May 31, 2011
protographer; noun, someone who not only owns fine camera equipment, but is skilled in it's use. Someone with the ability to take an excellent photo even with low quality equipment based on talent and skill. A professional photographer.
protographer protographer. Jim takes lots of photos with his camera and sometimes he gets a nice picture. Carolyn can take Jim's camera and take a picture that people will actually pay money for !
by Smartycat June 15, 2011
When a movie is so lame and filled with no-talent celebrities that you'd rather be knee-capped before seeing it again.
"So how was that movie?". "Man, it was so Retardo Kneecaprio, it might as well have starred the Olson Twins.
by Smartycat September 04, 2011