Smartycat's definitions

Shirthead

Same as shithead only more polite

Did you see what that shirthead did? He's a real piece of shirt.

by Smartycat December 20, 2020

Hardllelujah

Barely worth celebrating.

It was bad enough to get the speeding ticket, but I'll be singing hardllelujah when my insurance rate goes up !

by Smartycat January 1, 2012

tritangle

a complicated mess involving three people.

TRITANGLE; "A" just discovered that her boyfriend, "B" is the ex of her best friend "C".

by Smartycat July 18, 2011

Entrepmanure

ENTREPMANURE; n. The results from poor biz planning. The person who creates same.

"He really stepped into some shit here with his new biz. It's just a big a pile of entrepmanure." crap

by Smartycat July 28, 2011

Spamish

An internet tongue afflicting those who can't stop sending emails.

Clicking on a link and then being buried in email because of it. "I asked about their store hours and they went all Spamish on me. I got buried in e-mails!"
spam email

by Smartycat July 30, 2011

Clicktagory

The waiting time after you click a tab where you don't know if your computer has gone to hell or not. You don't know if you're waiting for heaven or hell.

I hit "enter" and now I'm just watching it spin. I'm sitting in clicktagory until my computer god decides where to send me
purgatory heaven hell

by Smartycat August 7, 2011

Bedcase

Pet sleeping chamber in the bedroom, usually on the floor, but generally, just large enough for a particular animal to turn around and sleep in. An enclosed petbed, often portable.

"Bedcase", {doghouse}{petcage}

by Smartycat October 24, 2011