Smartycat's definitions

Pretend-sident

A pretender; to pretend about an incident, resident, etc. A trespasser or liar.

He doesn't live here, he's a pretend-sident.

by Smartycat May 16, 2017

Clicktagory

The waiting time after you click a tab where you don't know if your computer has gone to hell or not. You don't know if you're waiting for heaven or hell.

I hit "enter" and now I'm just watching it spin. I'm sitting in clicktagory until my computer god decides where to send me
purgatory heaven hell

by Smartycat August 7, 2011

Smartycat

Smartycat -n. Someone who appears intelligent by repeating the words or actions of someone who actually is intelligent. Der;smartypants. derogatory

"He didn't write that himself, the smartycat read it somewhere else".

by Smartycat May 4, 2010

tritangle

a complicated mess involving three people.

TRITANGLE; "A" just discovered that her boyfriend, "B" is the ex of her best friend "C".

by Smartycat July 18, 2011

Protographer

Protographer; someone who owns a camera and actually gets paid for it. Someone with a higher level of skill than mere ownership. A professional photographer

Charlie takes pictures of houses to sell houses. Carolyn takes pictures of houses to sell pictures of houses. Charlie has a camera. Carolyn is a protographer.

by Smartycat October 30, 2011

Hardllelujah

Barely worth celebrating.

It was bad enough to get the speeding ticket, but I'll be singing hardllelujah when my insurance rate goes up !

by Smartycat January 1, 2012

theiyr're

All three forms of their, there and they're condensed to one comprehensive term. Immediately recognizable in any usage, removing any anxiety or being wrong.

Theiyr're you go. Call us when you get theiyr're. Remind your guests to bring theiyr're raincoats.

by Smartycat March 2, 2014