Definitions by Smartycat

Bedcase 

Pet sleeping chamber in the bedroom, usually on the floor, but generally, just large enough for a particular animal to turn around and sleep in. An enclosed petbed, often portable.

"Bedcase", {doghouse}{petcage}

Bedcase by Smartycat October 24, 2011

Dumbster 

a dedicated receptacle for ideas that are so stupid they need their own trash can to avoid soiling regular garbage.

Dumbster {second terms}{life imprisonment} {marijuana felonies} {police states} {New Facebook} {not teaching cursive}{Farmville}

Dumbster by Smartycat September 27, 2011

pastry shop 

The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.

fat obese muffin tops muffin top Look at her, those aren't muffin tops, that's PASTRY SHOP !

pastry shop by Smartycat September 5, 2011

SPOT STALKER 

Someone following you in a car as you walk across a parking lot so they can take your parking space.

I thought I was about to be abducted but it was only a spot stalker.

SPOT STALKER by Smartycat September 5, 2011

Retardo Kneecaprio

When a movie is so lame and filled with no-talent celebrities that you'd rather be knee-capped before seeing it again.

"So how was that movie?". "Man, it was so Retardo Kneecaprio, it might as well have starred the Olson Twins.

Retardo Kneecaprio by Smartycat September 5, 2011

Clicktagory 

The waiting time after you click a tab where you don't know if your computer has gone to hell or not. You don't know if you're waiting for heaven or hell.

I hit "enter" and now I'm just watching it spin. I'm sitting in clicktagory until my computer god decides where to send me
purgatory heaven hell

Clicktagory by Smartycat August 7, 2011

Spamish

An internet tongue afflicting those who can't stop sending emails.

Clicking on a link and then being buried in email because of it. "I asked about their store hours and they went all Spamish on me. I got buried in e-mails!"
spam email

Spamish by Smartycat July 30, 2011