Hot pocket

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.
“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”
by Slydog11 January 03, 2021
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Doherty’s Law

The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.
That hot girl got with him!? Forget luck, he must have Doherty’s Law on his side
by Slydog11 January 03, 2021
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Square Dance

When four bisexuals have sex, alternating partners frequently to keep things spicy.
The four bisexuals were getting bored together so they decided to square dance
by Slydog11 October 25, 2020
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Rainblowjob

When the girl puts a drop of food coloring of each color on her tongue and gives the guy head. When he comes in her mouth, she mixes it in her mouth and spits out a rainbow.
Dude I found some extra food coloring in my closet so I gave my girl a rainblowjob!
by Slydog11 November 01, 2019
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Miami Cumshot

When the male pours gasoline on the top of his dick. He then holds a lighter next to his dick and cums. The gasoline-infused cum shoots through the flame and ignites, sending a fire stream directly at the female.
“My stupid boyfriend gave me 1st degree burns after he sent a Miami cumshot at me!”
by Slydog11 December 16, 2019
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Speedy Gonzalez

Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.
“Mom, help me! My hand is stuck to my penis because I couldn’t finish the Speedy Gonzalez in time!
by Slydog11 December 17, 2019
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Sex flu

The male shoots a cumshot into a girl’s nostril. This way, the girl will have a runny nose from the dripping cum and will feel like she is sick from the distance of the shot.
Sorry I’m late I had to blow my nose after my boyfriend gave me the sex flu”
by Slydog11 December 20, 2019
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