Hot pocket

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.

“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Doherty’s Law

The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.

That hot girl got with him!? Forget luck, he must have Doherty’s Law on his side

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Square Dance

When four bisexuals have sex, alternating partners frequently to keep things spicy.

The four bisexuals were getting bored together so they decided to square dance

by Slydog11 October 25, 2020

Mind blow

Fill your nostrils with hydrogen gas. Put a match up to your nose and watch your mind be blown.

“Gonna go out with a bang. Time for a mind blow,”

by Slydog11 January 10, 2020

Mindsnipe

Mindsnipe is the action of beating someone to a joke or idea. If you said it before them no matter who thought of it first, you just mindsniped them.

“That girl over there looks like Amy Schumer.” “Dude no way I was just about to say the same thing, you mindsniped me!”

by Slydog11 November 24, 2019

Rainblowjob

When the girl puts a drop of food coloring of each color on her tongue and gives the guy head. When he comes in her mouth, she mixes it in her mouth and spits out a rainbow.

Dude I found some extra food coloring in my closet so I gave my girl a rainblowjob!

by Slydog11 November 1, 2019

Miami Cumshot

When the male pours gasoline on the top of his dick. He then holds a lighter next to his dick and cums. The gasoline-infused cum shoots through the flame and ignites, sending a fire stream directly at the female.

“My stupid boyfriend gave me 1st degree burns after he sent a Miami cumshot at me!”

by Slydog11 December 16, 2019