SlopNChop's definitions

Light Lunch

A small meal that's just big enough to satisfy a hungry tummy.

Kaylee : I believe i'll have a Light Lunch today just a salad & water for meI
Kiersten : Yeah I noticed you gained some weight I'll have a light lunch as well, lets see give me a double cheeseburger, large fries, large soda, and a cherry pie too!
Burger Boy : Wow you are so cute you look just like a pornstar?
Kaylee : Really!
Kiersten : Not you silly he's talking to me, no I just look like one & act like one every night in bed, all I have to do is spread my leg's and my man cum's for me!
Burger Boy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: O wow I made the burger boy cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Was that really necessary?
Kiersten : Oh shut up and eat your salad fat ass!

by SlopNChop December 21, 2017

Golden Hour

When a guy plays with a girls long blond hair for hours so he can get hard

Craig : Wow look's like Jake's enjoying A Golden Hour with Kiersten again!
Chad : Yeah I remember my Golden Hours with Kiersten she would caress me face with her locks as I fucked her in the ass then she would wrap it around my cock til I came all over it!
Steve : Hey guy's check out my new blonde wig isn't it sexy!
Chad : Oh Wow! Hey Steve would you like to join me in my office I need a Golden Hour so my dick can get hard!
Steve : Ok but only if I can suck on it once it get's hard!
Chad : Uh Yeah that's the point!
Kaylee : Hey where's Steve & Chad going?
Craig : Chad's going to enjoy a Golden Hour with Steve's new wig then Steve get's to suck his hard dick!
Kaylee : Uh that's disgusting!
Craig : Yeah no kidding!

by SlopNChop May 19, 2018

mama skank

When a girl fucks around with a married man and becomes pregnant on purpose just to hang on to the guy.

Chad was so ashamed when he had to tell his wife that Keirsten was his mama skank!

by SlopNChop May 12, 2016

Blonde All Over The Place

When a girl with long blonde hair rubs it all over a naked guy's body.

It was Blonde All Over The Place when Chad went to bed with Kiersten last night!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

sweater

An article of clothing women wear to expose the size of there breast's!

Craig: Wow that Kiersten can really fill out a Sweater if you know what I mean!
Chad: Yeah kinda like Jim in a speedo wow he has such an amazing cock!
Craig : Dude why would you bring that up?
Chad: Cause I like Jim's big cock!
Craig: Dude your sick!

by SlopNChop February 8, 2017

All You Can Eat Buffet

When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too

Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!

by SlopNChop October 30, 2017

Penis

A male body part when erected can be placed inside a pussy or asshole to create pleasure for both people involved also used to leak urine from the male body.

Kaylee : So Kiersten how was the vacay?
Kiersten : It was ok but I missed Jake's Penis inside me!
Kaylee : Well I don't think his Penis was too lonely that skank Sara has been bragging about fucking Jake in your bed!
Kiersten : WHAT! You mean Jake shared the sheet's we make love on with another girl! FUCK!!!!
Kaylee : That's what I heard!
Kiersten : Well if Jake wasn't my baby's daddy and didn't pleasures me in bed oh so well, I would cut off his Penis myself and throw it at him!
Kaylee : O God Damn!
Jake : Hey Guy's!
Kaylee : Uh you might want to hide your Penis!

by SlopNChop July 9, 2018