Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight listen to some compact discs and you know CUDDLE!
Kiersten : Wow you are so clueless why don't you get a life!
Steve : I just thought girls liked music and being held by a guy!
Kiersten: Well incase you didn't know I like good lookin guy's with big dicks and ipods!
Steve : Sure you don't want an ugly guy with a small penis and a CD player?
Kiersten : NO!
Kiersten : Wow you are so clueless why don't you get a life!
Steve : I just thought girls liked music and being held by a guy!
Kiersten: Well incase you didn't know I like good lookin guy's with big dicks and ipods!
Steve : Sure you don't want an ugly guy with a small penis and a CD player?
Kiersten : NO!
by SlopNChop May 02, 2017
Kaylee : Wow check out Chad's Package don't you like how it bulges out of his pant's
Kiersten : Yeah you should try to stick all 14 inches of it in your mouth oh and he really packs the cum!
Kaylee : Oh I couldn't do that besides I have a boyfriend!
Kiersten : I didn't say you could suck my man's cock you stupid whore what's your problem!
Kaylee: Whore! Your the fuckin whore fucking a married guy!
Kiersten : Whatever! Hey Chad shall we go up to your office so I can unwrap your package and pleasure you?
Chad : Sorry not in the mood my wife just texted me she's pregnant again!
Kiersten : What the fuck I told you not to sleep with her anymore what's your problem!
Chad : Sorry she's my wife and besides she gives great head!
Kiersten : So do I ! Hey I'm the only one you can stick your package in got it!
Kaylee : This is so fucked up!
Kiersten : Yeah you should try to stick all 14 inches of it in your mouth oh and he really packs the cum!
Kaylee : Oh I couldn't do that besides I have a boyfriend!
Kiersten : I didn't say you could suck my man's cock you stupid whore what's your problem!
Kaylee: Whore! Your the fuckin whore fucking a married guy!
Kiersten : Whatever! Hey Chad shall we go up to your office so I can unwrap your package and pleasure you?
Chad : Sorry not in the mood my wife just texted me she's pregnant again!
Kiersten : What the fuck I told you not to sleep with her anymore what's your problem!
Chad : Sorry she's my wife and besides she gives great head!
Kiersten : So do I ! Hey I'm the only one you can stick your package in got it!
Kaylee : This is so fucked up!
by SlopNChop March 14, 2017
Chad : Hey babe I'm gonna be late Ive been Sexually Active tonight I met Amanda at kmart and had sex with her in the lawn and garden then I was on my way out and I met Brigit at the checkout she took me in the back room and gave me A blowjob. Then I went to my girlfriend Kiersten's house and I fucked her on the couch and she gave me a blowjob, right now I'm at Jim's house I lost A game of pool and owe him a blowjob !
Chad's Wife : WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Chad's Wife : WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
by SlopNChop December 07, 2016
When the penis is injected into a vagina and pleasure occurs between two people results usually include std's & reproduction!
Chad enjoy's having Sexual Intercouse in Kiersten's bed but hates it when he get's her pregnant!
Chad has herpes but that don't stop him from having Sexual Intercourse with Kiersten!
Chad's wife rarely has Sexual Intercourse cause he's usually busy in bed with his girlfriend Kiersten!
Chad has herpes but that don't stop him from having Sexual Intercourse with Kiersten!
Chad's wife rarely has Sexual Intercourse cause he's usually busy in bed with his girlfriend Kiersten!
by SlopNChop January 08, 2017
When two people have wild sex on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning to dried cum and smelly sweat.
Jake : Wow honey guess another Sloppy Sunday huh!
Kiersten : Yeah we should really shower!
Steve : Hey guys I got dibs on the shower gosh it really smells in here!
Jake : Uh what the fuck is he doing in your apartment?
Kiersten : Don't worry I'm calling the cops!
Kiersten : Yeah we should really shower!
Steve : Hey guys I got dibs on the shower gosh it really smells in here!
Jake : Uh what the fuck is he doing in your apartment?
Kiersten : Don't worry I'm calling the cops!
by SlopNChop August 06, 2017
Chad: Oh Yeah! WOOOO! WOOOO! WOOOO!
Kiersten : Well I guess I just made you happy!
Chad: Hell yeah it's been a while since I seen the Twins!
Kiersten : Wanna caress them?
Chad: O thank you god I knew you were up there!
Kiersten : That will be $200 please!
Chad : Fuck that I can caress Steve's for free!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you wanted to caress the Twins!
Chad : Oh! Oh Yeah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! MMMMMMMMMM! La La La La!
Steve : Oh I think I just creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your boob job is costing me business!
Steve : Don't hate me cause of my beautiful Twins!
Kiersten : Your a fuckin retard!
Kiersten : Well I guess I just made you happy!
Chad: Hell yeah it's been a while since I seen the Twins!
Kiersten : Wanna caress them?
Chad: O thank you god I knew you were up there!
Kiersten : That will be $200 please!
Chad : Fuck that I can caress Steve's for free!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you wanted to caress the Twins!
Chad : Oh! Oh Yeah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! MMMMMMMMMM! La La La La!
Steve : Oh I think I just creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your boob job is costing me business!
Steve : Don't hate me cause of my beautiful Twins!
Kiersten : Your a fuckin retard!
by SlopNChop September 04, 2017
Chad : Hey babe my wife's out of town tonight and the kids are at grandmas guess we can fuck all night!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by SlopNChop May 15, 2017