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Making Out

When two people exchange body fluids with there mouth and caress body parts with there hands at the same time.
Kaylee : Where is Kiersten we are super busy and I can't keep up!
Craig : Last time I saw her she was in Chad's office!
Kaylee: Well that's great them two are Making Out and we are stuck here doing all the work!
Kiersten: Hey guys sorry I had to leave it was important!
Craig : Pleasure before work right!
Kiersten : Just trying to keep the boss happy!
Chad : Kaylee will you come to my office please!
Kaylee : Guess it's my turn to make the boss happy!
Kiersten : No there's just a big turd stuck in the toilet and I don't want to mess with it!
Kaylee : You Little Bitch!
Kiersten : Hey Making Out with the boss and sucking his dick does have it's advantages!
by SlopNChop March 10, 2017
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Tickle Time

When a girl is naked and someone sneaks up on her and fingers her pussy unexpected.
Kiersten : I'm going to take a bath all that sex we just had has made my body sore and I need to relax in a hot tub of water.
Chad : Ok ill take a nap!
10 Minuntes Later
Kiersten : Damn't Chad you just had to have Tickle Time when I want to relax!
Chad : Oh La La!!!
by SlopNChop December 29, 2016
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Jacking Off

When a guy get sexually aroused and squirts cum out of his dick!
Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!
by SlopNChop December 8, 2016
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Impregnate

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he leaves his semen inside her and creates another life.
Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
by SlopNChop August 14, 2017
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Morning Wood

When a guy wakes up to a hard dick after a long night of sex
Lydia : Good morning Chad last night was amazing thanks for letting me sleep in your bed! (wink)
Chad : No problem sis my wife don't mind sleeping on the couch!
Lydia : Mmm! Looks like you got some Morning Wood!
Chad : Yeah I guess I do we should not waste it!
Lydia : Does Chad want a blowjob?
Chad : Uh Yeah DUH!
Lydia : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Damn Lydia you sure know how to suck! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad's Mom : Hey Chad time for breakfast OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!
Chad : Get lost bitch Lydia is taking care of my Morning Wood!
Chad : Mmm! Now time for some sasuage in your ass!
Lydia : Mmm! Breakfast in bed!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Dad : Honey do I hear pig's OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Hey guy's check it out ive got Morning Wood! (wink)
Chad's Mom : O Wow it's so BIG!

Chad's Dad : Damn't Honey quit staring at that guy's Wood!
by SlopNChop December 3, 2018
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Stubble

Sharp little hairs that cannot be removed unless waxing occurs
Chad : Damn girl everytime I go down on you I cut my lip you need to do somethin about all that Stubble down there umkay!
Kiersten : Fuck you all I ever do is spread my legs for you and all you ever do is complain!
Chad : Hey if you wanna keep fuckin my big healthy horse you will take care of that Stubble!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself!
by SlopNChop January 26, 2017
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Pussy Shave

When a girl puts cream on her pussy and shaves the pubic hair off.
Chad : So Kiersten what are you doing tonight?
Kiersten: I don't know I thought about doing a Pussy Shave cause Ive been so busy fucking you every night I haven't had a chance to do it in weeks!
Chad : That would be nice your bush has been getting caught in my mouth when I go down on you and almost makes me gag!
Kiersten : Fuck You Asshole!
Chad : Hey there's a thought I can fuck you in the ass while your doing your Pussy Shave!
Kiersten : Fine knock yourself out!
by SlopNChop December 29, 2016
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