Definitions by SlopNChop
Quickie
Chad : Hey babe my wife's out of town tonight and the kids are at grandmas guess we can fuck all night!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Sinking Ship
Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!
Sinking Ship by SlopNChop May 18, 2017
Old Spice
A perfume designed for men to make them smell good and disguise body odors when they don't have time to shower
Vitamin C
Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I stop by you apartment after work and I fill you up with some Vitamin C!
Kiersten : No thanks Jake is coming by for some Tickle Time!
Chad: : But my balls are full of cum and my dicks hard!
Kiersten : Well looks like your jacking off tonight!
Chad : Yeah Right I'm going to Jim's he likes my Vitamin C in his ass!
Kiersten : GAY!!!
Kiersten : No thanks Jake is coming by for some Tickle Time!
Chad: : But my balls are full of cum and my dicks hard!
Kiersten : Well looks like your jacking off tonight!
Chad : Yeah Right I'm going to Jim's he likes my Vitamin C in his ass!
Kiersten : GAY!!!
Skid Mark
When someone does not wipe all the poopies out of there butt after a shit and it stains there underwear.
Kiersten : Oh Chad let's get naked and Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Chad : Oh baby you don't have to tell me that twice!!!
Kiersten : Oh that's gross you have Skid Marks on your undies!
Chad : Yeah I had Mexican for lunch and been shitin all day can't seem to get all the poop wiped out!
Kiersten : Uh go take A shower or no fucky!
Chad : Maybe you can join me and scrub all the poopies out for me!
Kiersten : Uh Go Fuck Yourself!
Chad : Oh baby you don't have to tell me that twice!!!
Kiersten : Oh that's gross you have Skid Marks on your undies!
Chad : Yeah I had Mexican for lunch and been shitin all day can't seem to get all the poop wiped out!
Kiersten : Uh go take A shower or no fucky!
Chad : Maybe you can join me and scrub all the poopies out for me!
Kiersten : Uh Go Fuck Yourself!
Virgin
Craig : Wow can't believe it's prom season seems like we just went ourselves!
Chad : Yeah what A night I remember having a threesome with Jenny & Marissa!
Craig : Didn't Marissa have A baby 9 months later?
Chad : Uh yeah but it wasn't mine!
Craig : But you were the only guy and she was a Virgin who's was it then?
Chad : I would say Jim's since he was holdin the camera and jacking off!
Craig : Yeah Right his sperm just flew across the room and landed in her pussy!
Chad : Seriously It was in our hair all over the girls pussy's and my dick the floor and walls were covered too!
Craig : Chad shut the fuck up!
Chad : Dam I bet hotel service had fun cleaning up that sticky mess!
Chad : Yeah what A night I remember having a threesome with Jenny & Marissa!
Craig : Didn't Marissa have A baby 9 months later?
Chad : Uh yeah but it wasn't mine!
Craig : But you were the only guy and she was a Virgin who's was it then?
Chad : I would say Jim's since he was holdin the camera and jacking off!
Craig : Yeah Right his sperm just flew across the room and landed in her pussy!
Chad : Seriously It was in our hair all over the girls pussy's and my dick the floor and walls were covered too!
Craig : Chad shut the fuck up!
Chad : Dam I bet hotel service had fun cleaning up that sticky mess!
Sinco de drinko
Craig : So are we goin to party hard tonight?
Chad : You bet Sinco de drinko at Kiersten's place!
Craig : Hell yeah we are going to get so fucked up!
Chad : Yeah I can't wait to pound some pussy all her friends are going to be there too!
Craig : Sinco de drinko WHOOOOO!
Chad : You bet Sinco de drinko at Kiersten's place!
Craig : Hell yeah we are going to get so fucked up!
Chad : Yeah I can't wait to pound some pussy all her friends are going to be there too!
Craig : Sinco de drinko WHOOOOO!
Sinco de drinko by SlopNChop May 5, 2017