hickey

A love bite caused by over sucking on a person's body

Maddie : Wow you got a big Hickey on you neck!
Kiersten : Yeah I was just up in Chad's office for a private meeting and he gave me a raise!
Maddie : Or did you give him a raise!
Kiersten : Oh that's later on tonight!
Maddie : You Go Girl!

by SlopNChop December 04, 2016

Volcanic Eruption

When a guy's blows a massive wad of cum from his penis

As Kiersten was sucking Chads balls A Volcanic Eruption occurred atop of her head ran down her back and into her butt crack!

by SlopNChop December 01, 2016

Tard

A person who somewhat act 's like a retard but really isn't!

Chad : Oh Kiersten I love to kiss your neck it makes me so hard!
Kiersten : Keep doin it then after work we can find a room and fuck!
Steve: Hey guys what's goin on!
Chad : Can't you see I'm making out with my girlfriend get lost!
Steve : Oh mind if I join in! LOL
Kiersten : Get lost you creap!
Chad : Yeah get lost before I kick you stupid ass!
Kiersten : What a fuckin idiot!
Chad : Yeah he's such a Tard!

by SlopNChop February 02, 2017

Cream Sandwich

When cum is squirted between the butt cheeks

Kiersten : Wow Jake gave me an amazing creampie last night!
Chad : Yeah I just gave the wifey A facial!
Steve : Well that was after you gave me a Cream Sandwich CHAD!
Chad : Shut the fuck up STEVE!
Steve : Maybe you should punish me and spank me with your big long dick CHAD!
Chad : We should go to my office so I can give you A dick spank & Cream Sandwich STEVE!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Gross!

by SlopNChop June 12, 2018

Horny

When all a person has on there mind is sex

Steve : Wow I'm so Horny would you like to have the pleasure of fucking me?
Kiersten : You are a Creepy old man I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person on earth!
Steve : But I want to Fuck!
Kiersten : Buzz off bastard!
Steve : No I'm Horny and I want to fuck!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself and leave me alone!
Steve : Ok
Steve : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey this is fun!
Kiersten : OMG that is disgusting I'm callin the cops!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey I gave myself a cumfacial!
Kiersten : HELP!

by SlopNChop February 21, 2017

Cum Guzzler

A person who consumes large amounts of cum

Kiersten : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmmm! (Gulp) Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Kiersten's sucking on two dicks right now!
Kaylee : Don't Care!
Chad : Well she's quite the little Cum Guzzler isn't she!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Yeah she can sure take a load in the mouth! Mmmmm!
Kaylee : Fuck You Chad!
Steve : Hey Chad im quite the Cum Guzzler myself care if I suck your penis! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve I would ask Kaylee but she's no Cum Guzzler like you!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (Gulp)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmm! That was a big load!
Kaylee : Uhhh! Why don't you two get a room!
Chad : Oh Kaylee could you please clean up all this cum!
Kaylee : God Damn't I hate my life!

by SlopNChop August 08, 2018

Bed Bounce

When vigorous sexual activity occurs in a bed

Andy : So this is your Bedroom wow if only these walls could talk!
Kiersten : Yeah I go through a different mattress about every 6 month's!
Andy : So do you wanna make that Bed Bounce or what?
Kiersten : I thought you'd never ask!
Andy: Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! AHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOO!
Andy : Oh my god the Bed's Bouncing now!
Kiersten : Don't stop keep cumming!
Andy : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O Andy marinade me!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMMM! You forgot my pussy!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : And my legs!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Don't forget my tummy!
Andy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow your dick is so strong and you can really pack the cum!
Andy : Yeah girls like it when I pound and season them!

by SlopNChop September 06, 2017