Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!
by SlopNChop May 18, 2017
Chad : O Wow Kiersten is wearing tight gym short's, A white tank top, & cute little ankle socks today oh I'm getting so Hard!
Craig : Yeah I get Hard when she bends over and her thong tug's through her pussy lips!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O crap I just creamed my pant's!
Craig : Sorry about that I forgot that Kiersten's pussy made you ejaculate!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn! Don't worry about it I'll just have Steve lick them out!
Craig : Well I guess i'll go hang out with Kiersten & drop thing's so I can get Hard!
Chad : And I'll go find Steve cause this cum in my pant's is getting heavy!
Craig : Yeah I get Hard when she bends over and her thong tug's through her pussy lips!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O crap I just creamed my pant's!
Craig : Sorry about that I forgot that Kiersten's pussy made you ejaculate!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn! Don't worry about it I'll just have Steve lick them out!
Craig : Well I guess i'll go hang out with Kiersten & drop thing's so I can get Hard!
Chad : And I'll go find Steve cause this cum in my pant's is getting heavy!
by SlopNChop December 05, 2017
When three guys stick there dicks in one girl at the same time one in the pussy one in the mouth and one in the anus
Kiersten : Wow last night was amazing!
Kaylee : What Happened?
Kiersten : Jake invited his 2 brother's over and the gave me a Gang Bang!
Kaylee : Oh wow I bet your sore as hell!
Kiersten : Not really but they all have huge cocks like Jake!
Chad : Hey why was I not invited I wanna Gang Bang too!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad your small cock can't keep up!
Steve : Don't worry Chad your small cock will always be good enough for me why don't you come over to my place tonight we can Gang Bang my blowup doll!
Chad: Wow I can't believe my life has come to this A Gang Bang with blowup dolls!
Kiersten : Ha Ha!
Kaylee : What Happened?
Kiersten : Jake invited his 2 brother's over and the gave me a Gang Bang!
Kaylee : Oh wow I bet your sore as hell!
Kiersten : Not really but they all have huge cocks like Jake!
Chad : Hey why was I not invited I wanna Gang Bang too!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad your small cock can't keep up!
Steve : Don't worry Chad your small cock will always be good enough for me why don't you come over to my place tonight we can Gang Bang my blowup doll!
Chad: Wow I can't believe my life has come to this A Gang Bang with blowup dolls!
Kiersten : Ha Ha!
by SlopNChop August 18, 2017
Kiersten : Oh Jake! I just love when you sneak up behind me and kiss my neck!
Jake : Well you just wait till after work i'll be kissing more then just your neck!
Chad : Wow Kiersten I remember when I used to kiss your naked body and Fuck your soft pussy after work!
Kiersten : Wow Chad why don't you go home and Fuck your wife after work!
Chad : Uh Gross!
Jake : Well you just wait till after work i'll be kissing more then just your neck!
Chad : Wow Kiersten I remember when I used to kiss your naked body and Fuck your soft pussy after work!
Kiersten : Wow Chad why don't you go home and Fuck your wife after work!
Chad : Uh Gross!
by SlopNChop July 05, 2017
When a guy is sitting down and a girl comes up behind him and rubs her breasts in his face along with a hug.
Chad was caught up in paperwork in his office when Kiersten came in and gave him a Boob Hug that made his boner grow!
by SlopNChop December 20, 2016
Chad : Seeing you in your bra and panties makes my dick hard can I stick it in your soft pussy ?
Kiersten : I hope you have a Condom last week you gave me herpes and now everytime I pee my vagina burns!
Chad : Sorry about that I didn't know Brigit, Madison & Mackenzie were sluts!
Kiersten : And there step brother!
Kiersten : I hope you have a Condom last week you gave me herpes and now everytime I pee my vagina burns!
Chad : Sorry about that I didn't know Brigit, Madison & Mackenzie were sluts!
Kiersten : And there step brother!
by SlopNChop November 21, 2016
Chad's Mom : Where is Chad & Lydia at?
Chad's Wife : Probably in the bedroom! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn Lydia you are so hot just look at you petite little body soft Strawberry Blonde hair! Mmm!
Lydia : Thanks Chad I have Strawberry Blonde pussy hair too see!
Chad : Wow you sure do I bet you would like me to rub my dick on it?
Lydia : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Chad : Ahh so soft OOPS it went in your pussy silly me!
Lydia : Is my big brother gonna cum for me?
Chad : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Lydia : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD CHAD QUIT FUCKING YOUR SISTER!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister you dumbass! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Lydia : Oh Chad your the best big brother ever! Uhhh! Uhhh!
Chad's Mom : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : Sorry mom I have a fetish for petite Strawberry Blonde girls, Oh God Im gonna cum AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well would you look at that a Strawberry Blonde creampie!
Chad's Dad : How's my little girl it's been way too long OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Mom : CHAD YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOUR MARRIED! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Chill assholes this isn't the first time I fucked another woman!
Chad's Wife : I wish I was a petite Strawberry Blonde! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Wife : Probably in the bedroom! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn Lydia you are so hot just look at you petite little body soft Strawberry Blonde hair! Mmm!
Lydia : Thanks Chad I have Strawberry Blonde pussy hair too see!
Chad : Wow you sure do I bet you would like me to rub my dick on it?
Lydia : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Chad : Ahh so soft OOPS it went in your pussy silly me!
Lydia : Is my big brother gonna cum for me?
Chad : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Lydia : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD CHAD QUIT FUCKING YOUR SISTER!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister you dumbass! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Lydia : Oh Chad your the best big brother ever! Uhhh! Uhhh!
Chad's Mom : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : Sorry mom I have a fetish for petite Strawberry Blonde girls, Oh God Im gonna cum AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well would you look at that a Strawberry Blonde creampie!
Chad's Dad : How's my little girl it's been way too long OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Mom : CHAD YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOUR MARRIED! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Chill assholes this isn't the first time I fucked another woman!
Chad's Wife : I wish I was a petite Strawberry Blonde! (sniff) (sniff)
by SlopNChop December 02, 2018