Kiersten : Oh Jake! I just love when you sneak up behind me and kiss my neck!
Jake : Well you just wait till after work i'll be kissing more then just your neck!
Chad : Wow Kiersten I remember when I used to kiss your naked body and Fuck your soft pussy after work!
Kiersten : Wow Chad why don't you go home and Fuck your wife after work!
Chad : Uh Gross!
Jake : Well you just wait till after work i'll be kissing more then just your neck!
Chad : Wow Kiersten I remember when I used to kiss your naked body and Fuck your soft pussy after work!
Kiersten : Wow Chad why don't you go home and Fuck your wife after work!
Chad : Uh Gross!
by SlopNChop July 06, 2017
Blake : Hey is Jake home by any chance?
Kiersten : No he's still at work would you like to come in!
Blake : Sure! Wow do you always wear just a bra, panties & socks around the house?
Kiersten : No not always most of the time I take them off!
Blake : O Dear God You Are So Fuckin Hot!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna kiss me or not?
Blake : Ok I guess Mmmmm! Oh Fuck your lips are soft!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna Fuck me or not?
Blake : I don't know Jake is my best friend!
Kiersten : Fuck Jake I want you to Fuck me!
Blake : Fuck it I want your pussy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Fuck it's so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! You like to Fuck my tight pussy don't you!
Blake : Fuck Yeah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Blake: Oh Fuck we got cum all over Jake's sheet's!
Kiersten : Who the Fuck cares he needs to do laundry anyway!
Jake: : What in the Fuck is going on in here!
Blake : Oh nothing we were just taking a nap!
Jake : You Fuckin bastard you stuck your dick in my girl!
Blake : No she wanted to Fuck me honest!
Kiersten : Help me Jake he's Fuckin crazy!
Jake : Don't worry I'm gonna pound his Fuckin face in!
Kiersten : Yeah Blake he's gonna Fuck you up!
Jake : Kiersten baby why don't you go take a shower and wash his cum off your face!
Jake : Mmmm don't you just lover her tight little ass I think I will join her in the shower and Fuck it!
Blake : This is Fucked up I'm outta here!
Kiersten : No he's still at work would you like to come in!
Blake : Sure! Wow do you always wear just a bra, panties & socks around the house?
Kiersten : No not always most of the time I take them off!
Blake : O Dear God You Are So Fuckin Hot!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna kiss me or not?
Blake : Ok I guess Mmmmm! Oh Fuck your lips are soft!
Kiersten : Well are you gonna Fuck me or not?
Blake : I don't know Jake is my best friend!
Kiersten : Fuck Jake I want you to Fuck me!
Blake : Fuck it I want your pussy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Fuck it's so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! You like to Fuck my tight pussy don't you!
Blake : Fuck Yeah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Blake: Oh Fuck we got cum all over Jake's sheet's!
Kiersten : Who the Fuck cares he needs to do laundry anyway!
Jake: : What in the Fuck is going on in here!
Blake : Oh nothing we were just taking a nap!
Jake : You Fuckin bastard you stuck your dick in my girl!
Blake : No she wanted to Fuck me honest!
Kiersten : Help me Jake he's Fuckin crazy!
Jake : Don't worry I'm gonna pound his Fuckin face in!
Kiersten : Yeah Blake he's gonna Fuck you up!
Jake : Kiersten baby why don't you go take a shower and wash his cum off your face!
Jake : Mmmm don't you just lover her tight little ass I think I will join her in the shower and Fuck it!
Blake : This is Fucked up I'm outta here!
by SlopNChop January 08, 2018
Chad : Mmm! Dam Michelle your naked body is so hot! Ahhh!
Michelle : Thanks Chad so are you gonna rub it or Fuck it?
Chad : Mmm! Im gonna Fuck the shit out of it!
Michelle : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey guy's dinner's ready wow I wish you would Fuck my pussy like that! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Hey honey try to keep it warm for us I still need to Fuck Michelle in the ass!
Michelle : Oh Chad I must warn you when guy's Fuck me in the ass I tend to poo!
Chad : Who cares my wife can clean it up!
Michelle : Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! AhhhUhhhhOhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh Squishy!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would fuck me in the ass so I can poo all over you dick! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn we got poo and cum all over the bed & us guess we need to shower! (wink)
Michelle : Oh Chad you just want to rub soap all over my hot naked body and Fuck me in the shower!
Chad : Oh baby you know I do! Hey honey can you clean up this mess while me and Michelle Fuck in the shower!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would Fuck me in the shower! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Thanks Chad so are you gonna rub it or Fuck it?
Chad : Mmm! Im gonna Fuck the shit out of it!
Michelle : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey guy's dinner's ready wow I wish you would Fuck my pussy like that! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Hey honey try to keep it warm for us I still need to Fuck Michelle in the ass!
Michelle : Oh Chad I must warn you when guy's Fuck me in the ass I tend to poo!
Chad : Who cares my wife can clean it up!
Michelle : Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! AhhhUhhhhOhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh Squishy!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would fuck me in the ass so I can poo all over you dick! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn we got poo and cum all over the bed & us guess we need to shower! (wink)
Michelle : Oh Chad you just want to rub soap all over my hot naked body and Fuck me in the shower!
Chad : Oh baby you know I do! Hey honey can you clean up this mess while me and Michelle Fuck in the shower!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would Fuck me in the shower! (sniff) (sniff)
by SlopNChop November 26, 2018
Steve : So did you Fuck Piper last night? (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
Chad : Mmm I sure did cum was running out of her like a leaky faucet.
Piper : Hey Chad im Pregnant so you might want to get another job so you can support me and our baby.
Chad : Fuck That I already got 2 if I get another job I won't have time to Fuck girls.
Piper : Well I guess you wont be doing that anymore cause im the only pussy your gonna Fuck GOT IT!
Chad : FUCK MY LIFE!
Steve : Wow Chad sounds like you gave Piper a pregnant Fuck last night. (Wink)
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up & Go Fuck Yourself You Jackass!
Steve : Ok Oh Steve Fuck Me (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
Chad : Mmm I sure did cum was running out of her like a leaky faucet.
Piper : Hey Chad im Pregnant so you might want to get another job so you can support me and our baby.
Chad : Fuck That I already got 2 if I get another job I won't have time to Fuck girls.
Piper : Well I guess you wont be doing that anymore cause im the only pussy your gonna Fuck GOT IT!
Chad : FUCK MY LIFE!
Steve : Wow Chad sounds like you gave Piper a pregnant Fuck last night. (Wink)
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up & Go Fuck Yourself You Jackass!
Steve : Ok Oh Steve Fuck Me (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
by SlopNChop December 06, 2020
Chad : Thanks Nikki for going out with me ive been depressed lately sorry that all I can afford is taco bell!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!
by SlopNChop December 05, 2018
Kiersten : Happy belated 18th birthday girl !
Brigit : Thanks your boyfriend Chad gave me a Teenpie night that made me feel like an adult woman!
Kiersten : Fuck That SOB I'm gonna kill him!
Brigit : Thanks your boyfriend Chad gave me a Teenpie night that made me feel like an adult woman!
Kiersten : Fuck That SOB I'm gonna kill him!
by SlopNChop November 08, 2016
Lydia : Good morning Chad last night was amazing thanks for letting me sleep in your bed! (wink)
Chad : No problem sis my wife don't mind sleeping on the couch!
Lydia : Mmm! Looks like you got some Morning Wood!
Chad : Yeah I guess I do we should not waste it!
Lydia : Does Chad want a blowjob?
Chad : Uh Yeah DUH!
Lydia : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Damn Lydia you sure know how to suck! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad's Mom : Hey Chad time for breakfast OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!
Chad : Get lost bitch Lydia is taking care of my Morning Wood!
Chad : Mmm! Now time for some sasuage in your ass!
Lydia : Mmm! Breakfast in bed!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Dad : Honey do I hear pig's OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Hey guy's check it out ive got Morning Wood! (wink)
Chad's Mom : O Wow it's so BIG!
Chad's Dad : Damn't Honey quit staring at that guy's Wood!
Chad : No problem sis my wife don't mind sleeping on the couch!
Lydia : Mmm! Looks like you got some Morning Wood!
Chad : Yeah I guess I do we should not waste it!
Lydia : Does Chad want a blowjob?
Chad : Uh Yeah DUH!
Lydia : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Damn Lydia you sure know how to suck! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad's Mom : Hey Chad time for breakfast OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!
Chad : Get lost bitch Lydia is taking care of my Morning Wood!
Chad : Mmm! Now time for some sasuage in your ass!
Lydia : Mmm! Breakfast in bed!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Dad : Honey do I hear pig's OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Hey guy's check it out ive got Morning Wood! (wink)
Chad's Mom : O Wow it's so BIG!
Chad's Dad : Damn't Honey quit staring at that guy's Wood!
by SlopNChop December 03, 2018