When the boss of a company designates one person to do all the weekend work so he can relax and enjoy the weekends for himself.
Chad : Steve will you come to my office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!
by SlopNChop March 29, 2017
Jake : Don't you just love Kiersten's suction cup lips!
Chad : Not Really!
Jake I do especially whey she suck's my cock make's me Blow My Load everytime!
Chad : Who Cares!
Steve : Hey Chad! (wink)
Chad : Hey Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Did you just Blow Your Load?
Chad : Fuck No! Excuse me I need to use the bathroom!
Kiersten : Hey why is there cum running out of Chad's pant's?
Jake : Oh Steve made him Blow His Load!
Kiersten : Oh gross! So do you wanna hide in the closet so you can Blow Your Load in my mouth?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Chad : Not Really!
Jake I do especially whey she suck's my cock make's me Blow My Load everytime!
Chad : Who Cares!
Steve : Hey Chad! (wink)
Chad : Hey Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Did you just Blow Your Load?
Chad : Fuck No! Excuse me I need to use the bathroom!
Kiersten : Hey why is there cum running out of Chad's pant's?
Jake : Oh Steve made him Blow His Load!
Kiersten : Oh gross! So do you wanna hide in the closet so you can Blow Your Load in my mouth?
Jake : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop July 22, 2018
A popular gym franchise where people can workout 24 hours a day seven days a week and also get a free slice of pizza
Chad : Hey Kiersten I got some bad news your going to be our new weekend bitch for A while!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
by SlopNChop July 28, 2018
Chad : Oh Kiersten I could sit here with you and caress you body for hours.
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!
by SlopNChop March 22, 2017
As Chad was poundin Kiersten's pussy a rotgut occurred and then she proceeded to remove him from her bed!
by SlopNChop October 12, 2016
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee watch the door I need to change before we leave work!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
by SlopNChop November 15, 2017
Chad and Kiersten snuck into a walk in freezer at Walmart and made some Cumsicals!
On a cold January evening Chad lost his house key he couldn't wait till his wife got home cause his dick was super hard so him and Kiersten just made Cumsical's on the front porch till she got home!
On a cold January evening Chad lost his house key he couldn't wait till his wife got home cause his dick was super hard so him and Kiersten just made Cumsical's on the front porch till she got home!
by SlopNChop December 17, 2016