Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Slippin' pee hands

Gape

After going to the pump Carlos understood what 3 hours of anal gape must feel like

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When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

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When you have so few fucks to give that you end up in fucks arrears and a lien is placed on you to obtain the next available fuck.

Adam: Hey you wanna go to the Imagine Dragons concert?
Nate: I’m going to end up with a fucks lien based on how much I care about that?

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A play mix designed to play while you make the beasts with two backs.

Felix knew he was about score so he slipped on his smash mix

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When you are in quarantine for 14 days and are so bored you end up just playing with yourself

Mike: 15 minutes into corona and chill and I scored!

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When a Caucasian loses a lot of weight and has lasting stretch marks. The resulting white scars on white skin create a white zebra

Did you see Sean? Ever since he’s been on meth he’s lost a ton of weight and looks like a white zebra

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When everyone does what 5 people want to do.

Adam: Hey, did you hear? You can now identify as a wood elf on your birth certificate?
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.

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