Slippin' pee hands's definitions

Gape

See: gas prices

After going to the pump Carlos understood what 3 hours of anal gape must feel like

by Slippin' pee hands March 11, 2022

Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 27, 2021

Fucks lien

When you have so few fucks to give that you end up in fucks arrears and a lien is placed on you to obtain the next available fuck.

Adam: Hey you wanna go to the Imagine Dragons concert?
Nate: I’m going to end up with a fucks lien based on how much I care about that?

by Slippin' pee hands May 17, 2021

Smash Mix

A play mix designed to play while you make the beasts with two backs.

Felix knew he was about score so he slipped on his smash mix

by Slippin' pee hands October 2, 2020

Corona and chill

When you are in quarantine for 14 days and are so bored you end up just playing with yourself

Mike: 15 minutes into corona and chill and I scored!

by Slippin' pee hands March 18, 2020

White Zebra

When a Caucasian loses a lot of weight and has lasting stretch marks. The resulting white scars on white skin create a white zebra

Did you see Sean? Ever since he’s been on meth he’s lost a ton of weight and looks like a white zebra

by Slippin' pee hands March 9, 2020

Mijority

When everyone does what 5 people want to do.

Adam: Hey, did you hear? You can now identify as a wood elf on your birth certificate?
Frank: I guess the mijority rules.

by Slippin' pee hands February 21, 2020