43 definitions by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

cheese loader

An uncircumcised dick

"Take a look at that cheese loader"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

dirty skillet

Another term for dirty pussy, and or asshole.

Yo that bitch had a dirty skillet

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

hands-free pullback

When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.

"The hands-free pullback is my signature"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022

double wide load

The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.

Bro I busted a double wide load in a dream last night

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

layaway bitch

The type of bitch that isn't even worth being paid for in full as she lays away and takes a massive pisser pounding.

"can I have my money now" "shut the fuck up and take this dick you layaway bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 14, 2022

coach class bitch

A low class gutterslut with numerous kids living off the government. Typically found at a shitty nail salon spending their child support checks.

I need to find me a coach class bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022