cheese loader

An uncircumcised dick

"Take a look at that cheese loader"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

layaway bitch

The type of bitch that isn't even worth being paid for in full as she lays away and takes a massive pisser pounding.

"can I have my money now" "shut the fuck up and take this dick you layaway bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 14, 2022

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 07, 2022

coach class bitch

A low class gutterslut with numerous kids living off the government. Typically found at a shitty nail salon spending their child support checks.

I need to find me a coach class bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 07, 2022

oil burner bitch

The lowest of the low coach class bitch, typically spotted in low income neighborhoods selling their stink pipe for a quick 5$ you can usually identify them by their pick marks and lack of teeth.

Get the fuck outta here you goddamn oil burner bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 07, 2022

sour soup

When someone cums in anothers ass and they blow a cum bubble and you eat it.

How you like that sour soup for breakfast

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

cubbard stuffer

A person or persons who shove numerous household items up their ass just to see how much it can fit.

"Dude I think my house was robbed" "nah man I got everything right here tucked away" "omg frank you goddamn cubbard stuffer."

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022