SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp's definitions

crumb cake bitch

The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.

Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022

goldbloom bitch

The type of bitch that you could self diagnose upon first glance, one of the highest ranking in the bitch category. If you ever get called a goldbloom bitch and it's not hands on sight then you are in fact a goldbloom bitch.

I called that kid a goldbloom bitch and he didn't do shit about it, what a fuckin pussy.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

Flip-flop bitch

The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.

"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022

m for mature

When something is so vulgar, sick, or violent viewer discretion is advised.

When that bitch blew me after my dick was in her butt that was m for mature

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

cheese loader

An uncircumcised dick

"Take a look at that cheese loader"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

Best by bitch

The type of bitch that has a best by date on her forehead similar to a crash course bitch in many aspects a best by bitch is only good for a few days. Typically used for a place to stay, foodstamps, or welfare checks. Best by the 1st of the month.

"what happened bro I thought you were staying with Trish" "nah bro she was a best by bitch, I fucked her and stole her foodstamps"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022