The type of bitch that's always in a pair of nasty ass crusty family dollar flops with almost a 100% change of black feet syndrome, easy to fuck, hard to love. Can be found on a hot summer day pushing a stroller sweating like the pig that she is.
"hey bro that's the flip-flop bitch I fucked last week" "bro that's fucking nasty I thought she was an npc"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022
The type of bitch that you could self diagnose upon first glance, one of the highest ranking in the bitch category. If you ever get called a goldbloom bitch and it's not hands on sight then you are in fact a goldbloom bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 04, 2022
A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022
The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis
Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 07, 2022
How you like that sour soup for breakfast
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022
The lowest of the low coach class bitch, typically spotted in low income neighborhoods selling their stink pipe for a quick 5$ you can usually identify them by their pick marks and lack of teeth.
Get the fuck outta here you goddamn oil burner bitch
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 07, 2022
A person or persons who shove numerous household items up their ass just to see how much it can fit.
"Dude I think my house was robbed" "nah man I got everything right here tucked away" "omg frank you goddamn cubbard stuffer."
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022