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thin & crispy bitch

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022
mugGet the thin & crispy bitchmug.

crumb cake bitch

The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.
Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022
mugGet the crumb cake bitchmug.

waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form
When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
mugGet the waning woodmug.

hands-free pullback

When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022
mugGet the hands-free pullbackmug.

you got 2 bucks

Usually asked by a junkie who needs 2 bucks to get him, or herself a shot of dope from someone at a homeless camp.
"You got 2 bucks!?"
mugGet the you got 2 bucksmug.

sephelis stamp

The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis
Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead
mugGet the sephelis stampmug.

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
mugGet the kitchen table circmug.

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