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balanced bitch

The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.
" I needa find me a balanced bitch"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022
mugGet the balanced bitchmug.

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
mugGet the kitchen table circmug.

bottom feeder bitch

Similar to a sucker fish and it's bottom feeding ways. A bottom feeder bitch is a filthy nasty bitch who thrives on leaching from the bottom.
Listen here you bottom feeder bitch your word don't mean nothing, you ain't nothing, you nasty swine.
mugGet the bottom feeder bitchmug.

breezeline bitch

"Yo Chad I heard you hooked up with Jessica" yeah man she was a breezeline bitch
mugGet the breezeline bitchmug.

crumb cake bitch

The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.
Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022
mugGet the crumb cake bitchmug.

thin & crispy bitch

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022
mugGet the thin & crispy bitchmug.

hands-free pullback

When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022
mugGet the hands-free pullbackmug.

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