Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep

Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Lint trap

When a younger person is only attracted to older people usually with grey hair

She’s always going after the older men in the bar (she’s such a lint trap)

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Shipwrecked

When your in jail and you flip someone’s boat bed over while their sleeping

I waited till he fell asleep and I shipwrecked him

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Frosted muffin

To cum on a larger persons stomach

I saw you with that heavy chick did you give her the ol frosted muffin?
Yeah I def pulled out

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Pez dispenser

Someone who sells pills
Or the guy at the rave who just hands out ecstasy

I need to get high,
Hit up the human pez dispenser

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Duct tape sally

Something that is busted to shit
Or barely held together

Man you car is one duct tape sally
The only thing holding it together is spit and good luck

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Floundering out

To have a bad reaction to a drug to the point of looking like a fish out of water usually a overdose

Also Another name for a seizure

Don’t do to much or you’ll be floundering out

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024