Bitch, I don't care if smells like the fart of a raccoon with colon cancer, get on yo knees and gobble this knob while I squeeze out the remnants of your hastily prepared lasagna.
by Slick Dick Lick June 15, 2004
A really, really shitty song written and performed by the worst pop star to ever walk the Earth: Kenny "Abortion That Lived" Loggins.
While exploring "Top Gun" for homosexual overtones, I threw up a little in my mouth when Danger Zone began playing over the flight sequences.
by Slick Dick Lick November 20, 2004
A Blackberry Custard Piethat, when cracked open, reveals the bones of many gerbils. Also known as Spilling Fields and Kamir Spooge.
by Slick Dick Lick June 17, 2004
The process of a man ejacualting inside of another person's rectum and then using a straw to suck the semen or blum out of that same ass with a straw. The straw used should be a curly straw.
by Slick Dick Lick June 17, 2004
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the cross, he got a halfie from thinking about the whore Mary Magdelene. He was not able to achieve a full erection due to massive blood loss from stigmata.
by Slick Dick Lick August 06, 2005
A mixture of blood, come, and shit that drips, runs, or falls out of the ass of an individual who has been engaging in rough anal sex.
Tony Danza had to clean a huge amount of blush out of the carpet after Mona raped him with a strap-on.
by Slick Dick Lick September 27, 2004
Frank's salad at Macaroni Grill came back to haunt him when his Jameson bender led to an extreme greeny that resembled Kermit in a food processor.
by Slick Dick Lick June 02, 2010