Definitions by Slapping Theresa

poopcation 

Taking an extra long time in the bathroom while pooping. Poopcation entertainment comes in the form of texting, reading, draw something, and other such phone activities.

M: I was reading online about poop and it came to my attention that it may not be healthy to hurry while pooping.
J: Yeah I have always been a fan of the poopcation.

poopcation by Slapping Theresa October 15, 2012

ass post 

Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.

Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?

ass post by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012

garbage can pants 

Pants that have at least a few holes and now fit a little snug. These pants are ready to be discarded and have become garbage can pants.

Theresa: "What are these clothes on the floor?"

CJ: "That pile is dirty and those are garbage can pants."

garbage can pants by Slapping Theresa April 4, 2010

flea med head 

The effect that flea medicine applied to the back of a cat’s head has to its hair. Similar to “bed head” but for cats.

Trouble is still rocking the flea med head, even though we put on the Frontline 2 days ago.

flea med head by Slapping Theresa January 17, 2010

spread your beanage 

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.

Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."

spread your beanage by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009

Boner Medicine 

A prescription drug used to help men get erections. eg. Cialis or Viagra.

Is this commercial with naked old people in bath tubs trying to sell boner medicine?

Boner Medicine by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009

Inner Office Envelope

An incorrect version of "interoffice envelope" that people say or email to the entire company when one is missing and contains the documents they need.

Random office worker: Can everyone please check to see if they recieved an inner office envelope that should have come to me.

Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.

Theresa: *sigh*

Inner Office Envelope by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009