Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Slangapore

Yishun Certified

When something is so unbelievably strange that it deserves a special award.

A chicken boarded the lift and pressed level 5. Yishun Certified.

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A station that somehow feels further away than the map suggests.

Bro said it's only one stop. Ended up in Braddell Hell.

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The feeling when the MRT announcement says "train fault" right when you're already late.

Five minutes from work then boom, Khatibitch happened.

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Forgetting which station you're supposed to alight at because you're daydreaming.

I got MRTnesia and missed three stations.

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The strange feeling that Thomson-East Coast Line trains travel so smoothly that you forget how far you've gone.

Bro I blinked and TELportation brought me across Singapore.

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The ghostly force that makes you choose the wrong exit every single time.

Plaza Singapura was right there but Dhoby Ghaunt sent me somewhere else.

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The mysterious person who blocks the MRT door even though they're not alighting.

Move lah, Green Line Gremlin.

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