Definitions by Skyfood

clitterati 

The fashionable, attractive set of women that frequent bars and clubs to be admired and ogled at. Usually very hard to talk to.

"Dude you should go hit on her, she's banging."
"No way dude, she's a member of the clitterati -- I'll wait till I'm rich or famous."

clitterati by SkyFood June 14, 2009

locust

A city (especially New York) tourist, who despite only living there for a few months, continually tries to assert that he's a local.

-"Dude we should go to Williamsburg tonight that place is dope."
-"Jake, that's locust talk man."

locust by SkyFood May 22, 2009

blackwards

1. When a black person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by whites.

2. When a white person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by blacks.

1. "Jamal's favorite sport is polo? That's as blackwards as Carlton Banks."

2."Chip's trying out for the slam dunk contest? That dude's totally blackwards."

blackwards by Skyfood April 22, 2009

czartender

A bartender whose attention is so hard to get (s)he must be distracted by dictator duties.

"Dude you were up there for twenty minutes!" "I know, she's a total czartender."

czartender by Skyfood April 5, 2009

fasian 

A fashionable, usually intimidatingly so, Asian.

You could skewer a pumpkin on that fasian's bangs.

fasian by Skyfood April 4, 2009

suicideway 

A particular stretch of road/highway that is so often clogged it makes you want to commit suicide whenever you drive on it.

"We should walk there. At this time of night Lafayette street is a suicideway."

suicideway by Skyfood April 4, 2009

doink

A physically weak teen/man who closely resembles a dweeb, but is constantly trying to be cooler than he is. Doinks don't have to be smart or computer-savvy, but must always be a a harmless loser. Much more endearing than tools.

"Did you see Superbad? That McLovin is such a lovable doink."

doink by Skyfood April 4, 2009