The Egg Roll

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.

He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Blue Lotus

1. n. Represented in ancient Egyptian art. The blue lotus was found scattered over Tutankhamen's body when the Pharaoh's tomb was opened in 1922. Many historians thought it was a purely symbolic flower, but there may be some reason to believe that ancient Egyptians used it to induce an ecstatic state, stimulation, and/or hallucinations.

2. n. A legal flower smoked by mostly indians, some say it causes an experience similar to oxycodone.

Me and Arianna both smoked blue lotus then relaxed on the couch for an hour.

by Skott September 21, 2004

beered

When you soak someones beard in beer.

A beard soaked in beer.

If dave was more manly I would have given him a steamy beered

by skott October 30, 2004

Pontoon

a code-name for penis

"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."

by Skott October 17, 2004

Randy West

An old male pornstar who gets to bone the hottest young females in the world.

I would like to see Randy West fight Peter North to prove who is more man. Then the winner of that match can face Ron Jeremy.

by Skott November 10, 2004

Universe

This word can not yet be deeply defined by anyone, that is the purpose of life.

You'll never be able to define Universe

by Skott October 15, 2004

The Blob

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by pulling your scrotum skin over your penis, forming something that looks like a large tumor.

That guy just showed me The Blob, I was stunned by its beauty!

by Skott September 21, 2004