23 definitions by Skott

clef pallet

When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).

Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:

1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp

Yo Dean, check out that guys clef pallet, he looks like a wounded duck.

by Skott October 12, 2004

respek

There is so little respek left in the world, that if you look it up in the dictionary. You'll find that it has been taking out.

Sacha Baren Cohen - "Yo, respek."

by Skott November 10, 2004

don't vote

Voting is the process of manipulating a mass amount of people into believing somethings thats untrue.

The government is aware of things us citizens are not, such as whats beyond our world and when the Earth's demise will occur. They're hiding this information to prevent freak outbreaks within. In order to find out the true science behind the way this world operates, we must avoid voting and cooperation at all costs. DON'T VOTE!!!

by Skott October 23, 2004

Randy West

An old male pornstar who gets to bone the hottest young females in the world.

I would like to see Randy West fight Peter North to prove who is more man. Then the winner of that match can face Ron Jeremy.

by Skott November 10, 2004

Steamy

an alternative approach to the word cool

I look reasonably steamy with this new over coat

by Skott September 17, 2004

The Egg Roll

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.

He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Life's Purpose

Life purpose is to break the impossible without realizing it.

You'll never truely understand Life's Purpose

by Skott October 15, 2004