The Egg Roll

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.

He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.

by Skott September 21, 2004

catheter

A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder

Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."

by Skott October 23, 2004