Skirtlifter's definitions

pissfat

Aussie term for a morning erection brought on by a full bladder.

don't jack it: it's a pissfat!!

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

pram

Noun. Amalgam of 'Prick' and 'Bam' (see Bam).

Your pal's a fucking PRAM!

by skirtlifter January 11, 2005

bingo wing

Loose, flabby upper-arm flesh of (usually) fat women in cap-sleeved rayon blouses who attend bingo halls. Bingo wing development can be accelerated by consuming vast quantities of C.Cola and burgers. See also bingo flaps, though my def has more 'ring' to it!

Check the bingo wing on that! If she flapped those arms, she'd take off!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

spacedocking

Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.

You don't need that much info!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

rents

Short for 'Rent Boys', young low-life male homo (or maybe not!) sexuals who sell their bodies for coin. Often penniless, they rely on filthy old men to pay them for sex , thus enabling them to pay their housing rent.

A bunch of rents popped out of the park as I was driving home the other night and tried to wave me down!

by Skirtlifter June 13, 2005

Spray

Foul smelling fluid that males cats spray onto your car at night.

Look! That bastard cat is spraying my car again!!

by skirtlifter January 31, 2005