Skirtlifter's definitions

gypsy

A 'traveller' who has no respect for authority,society,the environment, himself or his offspring. A thieving cad who steals cars, who runs into a young schoolboy whilst travelling at 60mph in a built-up area, kills him and drives on with his pals laughing in the back. Disappears into the 'travelling community' but is eventually caught and will go to jail and get the shit kicked out of him.

FACT: Gypsy travellers shield murderers!!

by Skirtlifter January 20, 2007

Eskimo Iced Tea

Urine, served over ice and angostura bitters.

Pour me an Esjie tea, baby?

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

buttscuff sandwich

Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.

The Board are all lunching on butscuff sandwiches! Har Har Har!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

hood-rat

A member of the British urban underclass. These young plebs stalk the streets at night, creating mayhem. Their attire is usually track-suit bottoms and Nikes, and a hooded swetshirt which is pulled up over a BB cap in an attempt to look intimidating. they are usually drunk on fortified wines and run about chasing each other with knives and running around schemes (projects) in their wanked-up shitty little French cars!

The hood-rat's face exploded ina cloud of blood and cartilage.

by Skirtlifter April 14, 2006

Bogfly

Male who hangs around female toilets in an attempt to smell vaginal odour or ordure, depending on the kink. On spying a woman leaving a convenience, the Bogfly will walk briskly past her, and inhale deeply any smells she is drawing in her wake.

Have you heard? The Ops room Boss is a Bogfly!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

gorf

Gorf,v. to smell the recently vacted seat where a woman has sat. Vaginal and anal odours, mixed with sweat and cheap/expensive perfume will be present.

See also gorfing and bogfly.

I'm gonna gorf that honey's seat!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

dancing with the captain

Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!

"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005