Definitions by Skirtlifter

Friyke 

Amalgam of 'frightening' and 'dyke'. Usually refers to size 20+ crew-cuttted lesbians in boilersuits.

"Crikey, look at the Friyke that's coming towards us! WHAT a mess!

Friyke by skirtlifter February 24, 2005

Spray 

Foul smelling fluid that males cats spray onto your car at night.

Look! That bastard cat is spraying my car again!!

Spray by skirtlifter January 31, 2005

throwback 

stunted, cross-eyed person, with ears way below the eye-line. Often has webbing between fingers. HAs difficulty co-ordinating and speaking properly. Result of coming from shallow gene pool or inbreeding (see {gypsy)

This place is full of throwbacks!

throwback by skirtlifter January 12, 2005

half moon 

Half an Ecky. You will shine, but only half as bright!

I've only got a half-moon left.

half moon by skirtlifter January 11, 2005

gypsy 

Forget the historical defs.

'Gypsy' is usually prefixed by 'Thieving' because that's what nearly all of them do. They are filthy, dishonest rip-off merchants, and that's just their children. They are NOT cool - at all! As in 11 above, they do indeed carry stolen gear in their Transit vans, that is when they're not hauling off monoblock/garden rubbish/gas canisters to dump anywhere and blight the environment. They also shit into poly bags,which they leave scattered around their sites. The men are lazy workers (bit of any oxymoron, that!), and they travel the country in vehicles that have forged documents, and have no insurance.
They are scum, period!

Those thieving gypsies.............

gypsy by skirtlifter January 11, 2005

pram 

Noun. Amalgam of 'Prick' and 'Bam' (see Bam).

Your pal's a fucking PRAM!

pram by skirtlifter January 11, 2005

tattyfilarious 

Term oft quoted by Brit comedyman(?) Ken Dodd, but now appropriated to described quality of cocaine.

This stuff's fuckin' tattyfilarious!!!

tattyfilarious by skirtlifter January 11, 2005