Skirtlifter's definitions

furbumper

Lesbian lovemaking, whereby legs are entwined lying down. Fur is then 'bumped' as the vulvas collide!

Waana bum some fur, sweetmeat?

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

fucktated

Where something has happened - badly - that wasn't expected, in the least! Where something turned out the wrong way.

So there we were, watching the Commons debate on Trident when someone came in with some ching and the whole thing fucktated into a pile of nonsense!

OR

I went on a blind with one of Maria's pals at work. I tried the hand on her and found out she was a tranny, and the evening just fucktated before my very eyes.

by skirtlifter April 24, 2007

double-trouble

Act of male fucking female in both vag and rectum, with aid of strap- on. Can be difficult to perform, as strap-on can pop out of the vag if not secured properly.

I D-Dd her bigstyle last night!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

beanflicker

Item used to assist in stimulation of the clitoris and surround area. A 'Beanflicker' is the rubber counting thimble that Post Office clerks use.

Your beanflicker needs a wash!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

scuff

Vernacular for cheesy, sweaty residue present on the anus of men and women.

That Play was so long I could feel the scuff building up on my ring!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

biodome

Bacteria-infested head of an acne zit.

Check the biodomes on pizza-face!!

by Skirtlifter September 5, 2005

Stinkfuck

Anal intercourse, with either M or F, whereby you spy and smell shite on your cock as you thrust. Some anal catchers are known to delight in the act of pushing one out over a thrusting penis, esp scat homos.

It took me months to bed her, then she gives me a stinkfuck!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005