Male who hangs around female toilets in an attempt to smell vaginal odour or ordure, depending on the kink. On spying a woman leaving a convenience, the Bogfly will walk briskly past her, and inhale deeply any smells she is drawing in her wake.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Those guys - big dicks or no - who pop their belt and 501 buttons and, hips forward, pop the dicks out en masse at the trough.
I can't piss because of all the salami tsunami next to me are making a racket with their belt buckles and fiddling with their KCs!!!
by Skirtlifter October 21, 2005
Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!
"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
by skirtlifter January 31, 2005
Term applied to irritating young female (or group thereof)on bus/in bar/at work, who is constantly gibbering and giggling in a high-pitched voice.
British, pan-regional, although rare.
British, pan-regional, although rare.
That squeaker over there is doing my head in!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
A callous thing to do, but has to be done on occasion. This is the mixing of low quality cocaine with dandruff and psoriasis flakes, which you then chop out to the no-mark who has been hassling you for ".. a bump" all night.
This charlie's been snowflaked!!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Type of extremely hot Indo/Pak/Banglandeshi curry, viz Vindaloo, Phall, Jhallfrezie. These curries are loaded with green chillies and ginger. On voiding, next day, the curry exits as hot - if not hotter - than it went in, stinging the anal sphincter in the manner of holding a lit Zippo lighter to the anus!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005