throwback

stunted, cross-eyed person, with ears way below the eye-line. Often has webbing between fingers. HAs difficulty co-ordinating and speaking properly. Result of coming from shallow gene pool or inbreeding (see {gypsy)
by skirtlifter January 12, 2005
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old fellae

Scottish slang term for 'Penis'. Derived from 'Old Fellow'.
She whipped oot ma old fellae, and gave me a Jodrell (bank/wank).
by skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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half moon

Half an Ecky. You will shine, but only half as bright!
I've only got a half-moon left.
by skirtlifter January 11, 2005
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rents

Short for 'Rent Boys', young low-life male homo (or maybe not!) sexuals who sell their bodies for coin. Often penniless, they rely on filthy old men to pay them for sex , thus enabling them to pay their housing rent.
A bunch of rents popped out of the park as I was driving home the other night and tried to wave me down!
by Skirtlifter June 06, 2005
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scuff

Vernacular for cheesy, sweaty residue present on the anus of men and women.
That Play was so long I could feel the scuff building up on my ring!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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spacedocking

Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.
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gypsy

A 'traveller' who has no respect for authority,society,the environment, himself or his offspring. A thieving cad who steals cars, who runs into a young schoolboy whilst travelling at 60mph in a built-up area, kills him and drives on with his pals laughing in the back. Disappears into the 'travelling community' but is eventually caught and will go to jail and get the shit kicked out of him.
FACT: Gypsy travellers shield murderers!!
by Skirtlifter January 18, 2007
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