Anal intercourse, with either M or F, whereby you spy and smell shite on your cock as you thrust. Some anal catchers are known to delight in the act of pushing one out over a thrusting penis, esp scat homos.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Lesbian lovemaking, whereby legs are entwined lying down. Fur is then 'bumped' as the vulvas collide!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.
Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Amalgam of 'frightening' and 'dyke'. Usually refers to size 20+ crew-cuttted lesbians in boilersuits.
by skirtlifter February 24, 2005
Where something has happened - badly - that wasn't expected, in the least! Where something turned out the wrong way.
So there we were, watching the Commons debate on Trident when someone came in with some ching and the whole thing fucktated into a pile of nonsense!
OR
I went on a blind with one of Maria's pals at work. I tried the hand on her and found out she was a tranny, and the evening just fucktated before my very eyes.
OR
I went on a blind with one of Maria's pals at work. I tried the hand on her and found out she was a tranny, and the evening just fucktated before my very eyes.
by skirtlifter April 17, 2007
Term oft quoted by Brit comedyman(?) Ken Dodd, but now appropriated to described quality of cocaine.
by skirtlifter January 11, 2005