Definitions by Skirtlifter

cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

cockmuncher by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

pissfat 

Aussie term for a morning erection brought on by a full bladder.

don't jack it: it's a pissfat!!

pissfat by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

old fellae 

Scottish slang term for 'Penis'. Derived from 'Old Fellow'.

She whipped oot ma old fellae, and gave me a Jodrell (bank/wank).

old fellae by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Eskimo Iced Tea

Urine, served over ice and angostura bitters.

Pour me an Esjie tea, baby?

Eskimo Iced Tea by skirtlifter January 10, 2005