Free Bird

1: A sappy song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that goes into a 7 minute kick-ass guitar solo. Can be found on the album, 'Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd.'

2: Something you yell when people are done performing music, works best with local bands. Originated in the eighties by a DJ from Chicago.
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FREE BIRD
by Skin-Nerd August 05, 2005
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1985

A really bad song by Bowling for Soup that tells you when music was once good. Most of you probably wouldn't know because chances are you're a twelve year old prep who cheers on songs about people and places you wouldn't have a damned clue about.
YA LOL! YOU TOO, BLONDY!!!!!!!
by Skin-Nerd August 06, 2005
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Shizniggit

Another word for shit, not involving the word nigger, which you emphasize the "niggit" part of the word.
Dude, you just totally pissed your pants.
Oh, shizNIGGIT.
by Skin-Nerd January 15, 2006
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V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.
1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!
by Skin-Nerd August 07, 2005
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grandma

A little old woman depicted in cartoons as a hunchbacked russian with wrinkly skin and white hair up in a bun with remarkably tiny glasses and complains to his husband about every damn thing, often bakes cookies.
Grandmas are really old.
by Skin-Nerd August 10, 2005
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Internet Explorer

The web browser equivalent of trying not to get mugged in Newark, New Jersey.
by Skin-Nerd August 21, 2005
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Sims 2

A game that takes quite a chunk of space out of your computer, amounting it to nothing by the time the fourth expansion comes out. If your compy has the specs to run it, you'll have a reasonably fun time.
I spend more time downloading crap for my sims than playing it.
I've downloaded so much I can't even play anymore.
by Skin-Nerd August 06, 2005
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