Skin-Nerd's definitions

tween

One of the stpuidest words ever made up to describe a person aged 10-13. Another word for the space between the anus and genitals, you would rather want to be walking around labeled as a "Pube." Another word for tween is tweenager.

Tween=Inbetween

Wow, that's pretty damn clever.

by Skin-Nerd January 15, 2006

Shizniggit

Another word for shit, not involving the word nigger, which you emphasize the "niggit" part of the word.

Dude, you just totally pissed your pants.
Oh, shizNIGGIT.

by Skin-Nerd January 15, 2006

V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.

1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!

by Skin-Nerd August 7, 2005

buddy icon

An annoying 48 by 48 pixel image with blinking text and borders showing how incredibly goth or cute they are, only to know it's probably some fat chick with acne problems.

LOL ya im so cute i luk at me evry nite and say omg im so cute.

by Skin-Nerd August 11, 2005

grandma

A little old woman depicted in cartoons as a hunchbacked russian with wrinkly skin and white hair up in a bun with remarkably tiny glasses and complains to his husband about every damn thing, often bakes cookies.

Grandmas are really old.

by Skin-Nerd August 10, 2005

Internet Explorer

The web browser equivalent of trying not to get mugged in Newark, New Jersey.

Firefox = The shit
IE = The suck

by Skin-Nerd August 21, 2005

Free Bird

1: A sappy song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that goes into a 7 minute kick-ass guitar solo. Can be found on the album, 'Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd.'

2: Something you yell when people are done performing music, works best with local bands. Originated in the eighties by a DJ from Chicago.

\m/ \m/

FREE BIRD

by Skin-Nerd August 5, 2005