Definitions by Skin DIver

Mortgage Broker 

Someone who helps you get a low rate Mortgage.

Damn, my Mortgage Broker got me the Patty B Rate...1%.

Mortgage Broker by Skin DIver August 1, 2022

Mountain Biking 

The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.

Patrick sure is into Mountain Biking, I bet his ass is sore after all of the anal.

Mountain Biking by Skin DIver April 11, 2022

Democrat 

Someone who Fucks you up the ass then lies about it.

I went to a Democratic Party Last Night and Boy is my Ass Sore.

Democrat by Skin DIver April 8, 2022

Cat Lover 

A Gay Man who likes to have his butt fingered while He gives oral to a cat.

I Know some people that are cat lovers, but Jim has taken "Cat Loving" to a new level.

It's Not every day you see a Gay Man eating Pussy; He must be a big "Cat Lover"
Chris is such a cat lover; so much so, that he has herniated his Rectum from being fingered dry while "Cat Loving"

Cat Lover by Skin DIver April 8, 2022

Skin Diver 

A Guy that goes raw dog on another guy.

That Nick sure is a Skin Diver..Yes, I heard he's "Allergic" To "Latex".

Skin Diver by Skin DIver April 8, 2022

CrossFIT 

A Conga Line consisting of 6 or more naked Men during a foam party. In the line, the men hold the Penis' of the Man in front of them while singing Country cover songs.

Hey Johnny are you going to CrossFit? I hear they are covering "Friends in Low Places" and "Unanswered Prayers".
Great, I will lube up and get out the wacky noodles, you foam up the Sauna and gather the Guys. Don't forget the Cowboy Hats!!!

CrossFIT by Skin DIver April 8, 2022

Mountain Biking 

Going off road on a bike without a seat but with a 12 inch plus dry seat post only.

Hey Nick, what are you up to today? Mountain Biking...I have About 13 inches on my dry seat post and I think Astroglyde wants to sponsor me. Im a real man!

Mountain Biking by Skin DIver April 7, 2022