vc bv ,lmv,

Stop raging.

Angry guy: GRRRRR!!

Keyboard: OH SHI-
*vc bv ,lMV,*

by Skeletonbones January 20, 2021

Discord Betrayal

When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep

DISCORD BETRAYAL

A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end

by Skeletonbones October 31, 2021

Tower of Hell

More like Tower of shit fuck fuck fuck fuck shitty shit shit fuckity shit fuck poop game shit fuck game bad fuck shit game.

Lifeless person: Do you like Tower of hell?
Me: did you mean "Shit fuckshitfuckfuckfuckshit game"?

by Skeletonbones May 12, 2021

succ

When she fucc so good that its time for succ

Jayden - man, you give me such a fucc

boi - i can also provide succ

Jayden - mmm yummo

by Skeletonbones November 01, 2021

Post Orgasm Torture

When you cum but she won't stop sucking. (It feels rrreeeaaalllyyyy good)

Girl: Aww aren't you soo cute?
Boy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OH GOD MERCY!!! MAKE IT STOP!!
Girl: Aww I'll keep going
Boy: AHH! AHH! NO! NOT POST ORGASM TORTURE!!!

by Skeletonbones May 24, 2022

Typhoon tip

The strongest tropical cyclone that ejaculated in the sea, and in Japan.

Typhoon tip: Ha I have a pressure of 870 millibars!
The entire western pacific: F U C K

by Skeletonbones January 20, 2021

You're fired

You're fired. You can't fire me I quit. You can't quit I quit. You can't quit you're a frog. You can't frog me you're my wife . I'm not you're wife you're MY wife! Hey honey how was work? Pretty good but I quit my job. You can't quit you're job, you're fired! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Guy 1: Have you seen asdfmovie 12?
Guy2: It's full of dead memes from 2010.
Guy1: Yeah true.

Boss: You're fired!

by Skeletonbones November 10, 2020