math

Something that can everyone wants to be made easier, but nobody wants to.

I'm fucking tired of math... Fuck this nonsensical cryptic hieroglyph bullshit. If only somebody made it all easier, that person would deserve to go to heaven right now.

by Skate finder April 12, 2021

iPhone

A small device owned by most people that is somehow magically very addictive. Research has shown that the device becomes more addictive the more apps you have downloaded on your iPhone.

Have you seen her texting and checking her apps all the time? She is such an iPhone addict

by Skate finder May 13, 2021

venmo

A social media version of PayPal that broadcasts your private payments to the entire world.

Guy #1: Dude, wanna buy some drugs? You can give me papers or Venmo me.
Guy #2: Sure, I would Venmo you, but I don't want everyone else to see.
Guy #1: Then give me papers, please.

by Skate finder January 03, 2021

56k

The broadband of 90s.

Curious kid: How did you connect to the Internet in 90s?

Geek: Through a 56k modem - the broadband of 90s.

by Skate finder October 29, 2019

fortnite

Proof that video games cause violence.

Dude, that kid has killed another one coz he was frustrated by everyone killing him on Fortnite.

by Skate finder October 31, 2020

fortnite

A popular video game that is played mostly by 12 year olds, but sometimes exceptions in form of older YouTubers exist. Media portray the game as addictive, but in reality is no more or less addictive than most other games on the market.

Dude, look how that 12 year old plays Fortnite!

*ugh* So the game hasn't died yet?

It's not even that addictive, play some NetHack and you'll realize how non-addictive Fortnite is!

by Skate finder November 24, 2020

binary options

A form of gambling that you bet whether the price will be either higher or lower in fixed time.

I found IQ Option and lost $300 on, holy shit, those fucking thieves! Fuck binary options!

by Skate finder April 22, 2021