Skate finder's definitions

keepass

A computer program that keeps your ass safe. Pronounced as key-pass or keep-ass.

Guy A: Did you heard of Keepass? It's a great program to write down your passwords
Guy B: Nah, I keep my ass already here...

by Skate finder June 8, 2020

fortnite

Proof that video games cause violence.

Dude, that kid has killed another one coz he was frustrated by everyone killing him on Fortnite.

by Skate finder October 31, 2020

fortnite

A popular video game that is played mostly by 12 year olds, but sometimes exceptions in form of older YouTubers exist. Media portray the game as addictive, but in reality is no more or less addictive than most other games on the market.

Dude, look how that 12 year old plays Fortnite!

*ugh* So the game hasn't died yet?

It's not even that addictive, play some NetHack and you'll realize how non-addictive Fortnite is!

by Skate finder November 24, 2020

venmo

A social media version of PayPal that broadcasts your private payments to the entire world.

Guy #1: Dude, wanna buy some drugs? You can give me papers or Venmo me.
Guy #2: Sure, I would Venmo you, but I don't want everyone else to see.
Guy #1: Then give me papers, please.

by Skate finder January 3, 2021

teamviewer

A program which you install on your and your moms' computer so that you don't have to get up out of your seat every time she whines about having a problem with her computer.

Are you annoyed to stand up and walk up to your parents' computer every time she whines about it? Get TeamViewer, this program allows to solve her computer problems - and that's without having to get off your lazy ass every time.

by Skate finder March 5, 2021

math

Something that can everyone wants to be made easier, but nobody wants to.

I'm fucking tired of math... Fuck this nonsensical cryptic hieroglyph bullshit. If only somebody made it all easier, that person would deserve to go to heaven right now.

by Skate finder April 12, 2021

iPhone

A small device owned by most people that is somehow magically very addictive. Research has shown that the device becomes more addictive the more apps you have downloaded on your iPhone.

Have you seen her texting and checking her apps all the time? She is such an iPhone addict

by Skate finder May 13, 2021