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A small device owned by most people that is somehow magically very addictive. Research has shown that the device becomes more addictive the more apps you have downloaded on your iPhone.
Have you seen her texting and checking her apps all the time? She is such an iPhone addict
iPhone by Skate finder May 13, 2021

binary options 

A form of gambling that you bet whether the price will be either higher or lower in fixed time.
I found IQ Option and lost $300 on, holy shit, those fucking thieves! Fuck binary options!
binary options by Skate finder April 22, 2021
Something that can everyone wants to be made easier, but nobody wants to.
I'm fucking tired of math... Fuck this nonsensical cryptic hieroglyph bullshit. If only somebody made it all easier, that person would deserve to go to heaven right now.
math by Skate finder April 12, 2021

teamviewer 

A program which you install on your and your moms' computer so that you don't have to get up out of your seat every time she whines about having a problem with her computer.
Are you annoyed to stand up and walk up to your parents' computer every time she whines about it? Get TeamViewer, this program allows to solve her computer problems - and that's without having to get off your lazy ass every time.
teamviewer by Skate finder March 5, 2021
A social media version of PayPal that broadcasts your private payments to the entire world.
Guy #1: Dude, wanna buy some drugs? You can give me papers or Venmo me.
Guy #2: Sure, I would Venmo you, but I don't want everyone else to see.
Guy #1: Then give me papers, please.
venmo by Skate finder January 3, 2021

fortnite 

A popular video game that is played mostly by 12 year olds, but sometimes exceptions in form of older YouTubers exist. Media portray the game as addictive, but in reality is no more or less addictive than most other games on the market.
Dude, look how that 12 year old plays Fortnite!

*ugh* So the game hasn't died yet?

It's not even that addictive, play some NetHack and you'll realize how non-addictive Fortnite is!
fortnite by Skate finder November 24, 2020

fortnite 

Proof that video games cause violence.
Dude, that kid has killed another one coz he was frustrated by everyone killing him on Fortnite.
fortnite by Skate finder October 31, 2020