Sitbear's definitions

Stealth Straight

A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.

Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…

by Sitbear October 6, 2023

Peter Parker Syndrome

A condition characterized by waving back to a person greeting someone behind you.

I suffer from a bad case of Peter Parker Syndrome. Now every time someone waves at me, I look over my shoulder instead of waving back!

by Sitbear March 18, 2022

Militia

A Right-wing Political Correct dogwhistle for domestic terrorists.

The militia brought their assault rifles to the protest totally not looking for a fight.

by Sitbear October 17, 2020

Neo-Marxist

A person who is often mistakenly accused of wanting government to control everything and hand out free shit.

The post-modern neo-marxists want to turn 'Murica into Soviet Russia

by Sitbear November 12, 2020

Chair Stream

A livestream in which the streamer spends a lot of time away from the broadcast, leaving an empty chair and perhaps some plagiarized video to entertain the audience.

Andy’s been on the toilet for the past half hour as the video he’s “reacting” to keeps playing! Is this chair stream even legal?

by Sitbear April 1, 2024

Ling Ling

A (generally Asian) student who overachieves, winning awards, and is ostensibly better than you in every way, especially when used in a direct comparison.

Parent: "Why you no work harder! Ling Ling de mother told me when we play Mahjong, he practice violin 40 hour every day! How you my son, always lose second to Ling Ling?"

by Sitbear August 4, 2018

CIA

A terrorist organization sponsored by American tax dollars.

Communism works well in theory, but in practice it gets upended by a CIA-sponsored coup.

by Sitbear April 9, 2021