Sitbear's definitions

Peter Parker Syndrome

A condition characterized by waving back to a person greeting someone behind you.

I suffer from a bad case of Peter Parker Syndrome. Now every time someone waves at me, I look over my shoulder instead of waving back!

by Sitbear March 18, 2022

DEI

1. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion

a. existing in its current state as a result of DEI initiatives

2. (vulgar) Euphemism for a racial or gender minority member perceived to be unqualified.
also see: woke, CRT, SJW

Many corporations use DEI initiatives to virtue signal progressive values they don’t really hold.

“This is Baltimore’s DEI mayor commenting on the collapsed Francis Scott Key Bridge.”
“Racists have started using DEI as a put-down because they are too cowardly to say the N-word”

by Sitbear April 1, 2024

Excuse

A perfectly valid reason, but one which your boss, teacher, or other superior simply doesn't like.

Boss: Why are you late?
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!

by Sitbear August 20, 2018

CIA

A terrorist organization sponsored by American tax dollars.

Communism works well in theory, but in practice it gets upended by a CIA-sponsored coup.

by Sitbear April 9, 2021

American Diabolism

A reverse uno version of American Exceptionalism, where the United States of America is by definition uniquely evil, imperialist, and chauvinist.

To support Vladimir Putin and Xi Jin Ping is to suffer from American Diabolism.

Call me an American Diabolist, but I don't think the CIA should install more puppet dictators in Latin America

by Sitbear October 5, 2022

Post-Modernist

A handy label you can use to delegitimize the argument of anybody you don't like

The post-modernist neo-marxist left is trying to destroy Western Culture!

by Sitbear November 12, 2020

Pogpill

Like taking the red pill, but poggers.

Sounds like this guy's become pogpilled overnight...

In the degenerate mess that is social media, some users will nevertheless stumble upon the pogpill.

by Sitbear March 7, 2021