20 definitions by Sitbear

Cryptocurrency

An investment like money or stocks, except tied to absolutely nothing.

So let me get this straight, the only thing that makes cryptocurrency valuable is people think other people think it's valuable... And that's it?

So what's stopping anybody from creating their own cryptocurrency and inflating the entire market away?

by Sitbear April 28, 2021

Luigi

A dump. A shit. A poop. So to speak, Luigi is Number 2.

My dog took a Luigi on the carpet!

by Sitbear July 14, 2019

Neo-Marxist

A person who is often mistakenly accused of wanting government to control everything and hand out free shit.

The post-modern neo-marxists want to turn 'Murica into Soviet Russia

by Sitbear November 12, 2020

Demonrat

An "insult" which actually makes Democrats sound kinda edgy and cool.

Damn Demonrats Are Takin' Over Muh Country!

by Sitbear March 29, 2021

Militia

A Right-wing Political Correct dogwhistle for domestic terrorists.

The militia brought their assault rifles to the protest totally not looking for a fight.

by Sitbear October 17, 2020

Excuse

A perfectly valid reason, but one which your boss, teacher, or other superior simply doesn't like.

Boss: Why are you late?
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!

by Sitbear August 21, 2018

Bootstrapping

The action of lifting yourself out of poverty through sheer skill and force of will. It is about as plausible as the name suggests.

More billionaires exist now than ever before. If we all started bootstrapping, every American could become a billionaire!

by Sitbear April 9, 2021