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Excuse

A perfectly valid reason, but one which your boss, teacher, or other superior simply doesn't like.
Boss: Why are you late?
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!
by Sitbear August 20, 2018
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DEI

1. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion

a. existing in its current state as a result of DEI initiatives

2. (vulgar) Euphemism for a racial or gender minority member perceived to be unqualified.
also see: woke, CRT, SJW
Many corporations use DEI initiatives to virtue signal progressive values they don’t really hold.

“This is Baltimore’s DEI mayor commenting on the collapsed Francis Scott Key Bridge.”
“Racists have started using DEI as a put-down because they are too cowardly to say the N-word”
by Sitbear April 1, 2024
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Bored To Tears

A type of boredom characterized by so much yawning tears come out of your eyes
The teacher’s analysis of the blue curtains had me bored to tears
by Sitbear September 4, 2018
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Luigi

A dump. A shit. A poop. So to speak, Luigi is Number 2.
by Sitbear July 13, 2019
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American Diabolism

A reverse uno version of American Exceptionalism, where the United States of America is by definition uniquely evil, imperialist, and chauvinist.
To support Vladimir Putin and Xi Jin Ping is to suffer from American Diabolism.

Call me an American Diabolist, but I don't think the CIA should install more puppet dictators in Latin America
by Sitbear October 5, 2022
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Pogpill

Sounds like this guy's become pogpilled overnight...

In the degenerate mess that is social media, some users will nevertheless stumble upon the pogpill.
by Sitbear March 7, 2021
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Super Capitalism

Like normal capitalism, but SUPER.

While in regular capitalism anybody could become rich, in SUPER capitalism EVERYBODY can get rich because private ownership has been SUPERfied so much that everybody privately owns part of the business they work at.
"Hey, doesn't this SUPER Capitalism thing sound a bit like Market Socialism?"
"Nah, socialism means Hitler."
by Sitbear December 31, 2020
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