Sirblondie's definitions

pedosticks

Pedosticks combines the alluring qualities of chopsticks and pedophilia.

As with fiddlesticks, it can be used to denote frustration for being unable to do something. Unlike with fiddlesticks, that something is jailbait.

Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you take a seat?

Prashanth: Aww pedosticks.

by SirBlondie December 20, 2008

alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

by Sirblondie June 16, 2009

linucks

A greeting between linux users. Linux + Knucks = Linucks

Sys Admin 1: "Dude, just installed the latest debian distro."
Sys Admin 2: "NICE MAN, LINUCKS."

by SirBlondie January 24, 2009

three cheese alfredo

The act of three bros simultaneously ejaculating into the hair of a ladyfellow.

Bro1: Hey bro, I'm having a party tonight, wanna come?
Bro2: Ehh... dunno. I think I have plans.
Bro1: COME ON, we're making three cheese alfredo...
Bro2: oooh my favorite. Who's the lucky lady?
Bro1: your mom.
Bro2: so not clutch.

by SirBlondie December 22, 2008

AFAP

As Fast As Possible

Nurse, get me some dirty magazines, AFAP.

by SirBlondie January 17, 2009

ladyfellow

A female who's so clutch she'd totally be a fellow if it weren't for the whole boobs and vagina thing going on.

Dude, Sarah's the chillest ladyfellow ever. We were totally playing xbox last night, and I almost forgot she wasn't a bro.

by SirBlondie December 22, 2008

freebirding

when a man pees, preferably into a conventional toilet bowl but alternatively a urinal, while victoriously waving his clenched fists over his head, as tribute to the pleasure of manhood.

Though it started as a fight, we soon realized that warm feeling was neither blood nor sweat--but freebirding. Also, we're gay.

by Sirblondie June 21, 2009