pedosticks

Pedosticks combines the alluring qualities of chopsticks and pedophilia.

As with fiddlesticks, it can be used to denote frustration for being unable to do something. Unlike with fiddlesticks, that something is jailbait.
Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you take a seat?

Prashanth: Aww pedosticks.
by SirBlondie December 14, 2008
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premejac

Peekay: SORRY FOR PREMEJACCING. I can't help it... I'm foreign.
by SirBlondie December 16, 2008
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Summblr

A tumblelog maintained only during the summer.
Hey man, did you upload those photos to your Summblr yet?
by SirBlondie May 30, 2011
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AFAP

by SirBlondie January 18, 2009
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freebirding

when a man pees, preferably into a conventional toilet bowl but alternatively a urinal, while victoriously waving his clenched fists over his head, as tribute to the pleasure of manhood.
Though it started as a fight, we soon realized that warm feeling was neither blood nor sweat--but freebirding. Also, we're gay.
by Sirblondie June 22, 2009
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barrel troll

The galvanization of two pieces of internet jargon (see: barrel roll, troll), a barrel troll is a video game centric troll.
"Fox, quick, be a barrel troll!"
by SirBlondie December 16, 2008
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Google Wave

A hand gesture made to simultaneously say goodbye to someone and express sorrow for having failed their expectations.
Honey, I'm sorry I wasn't the man you thought I was. I guess it's time we part ways. I guess it's time to... Google wave.
by SirBlondie May 30, 2011
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